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                Sloths over Ethiopia #0028 $$$ December 10, 1997
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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  <mogel> ugh
  <-[page]-> hi!
  <mogel> i feel sick
  <skinhorse> not as sick as you're about to get!
  [page:Page@ras.ilstu.edu] hi phil!
  <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  <mogel> um
  <skinhorse> <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  <-[murmur]-> skinhorse is a (ho)
  [murmur:phuckelb@iwu.edu] skinhorse is a (ho)
  <murmur>  *murmur*  skinhorse is a (ho)
  <noppa> ho: (hi)
  <skinhorse>  *page*  huh?
  *** pixy (pixy@able-30.d.enteract.com) has joined channel #dto
  <skinhorse> <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  *** Mode change "+o pixy" on channel #dto by hooker
  <plexXxus> (noppa)
  <noppa> noppa: (presente)
  <murmur> -noppa- You evil flooder. Ignoring you for 1 minute.
  [page:Page@ras.ilstu.edu] ?
  [skinhorse:rbennett@iwu.edu] <murmur> -noppa- You evil flooder. Ignoring
                                 you for 1 minute.
  <murmur>  *skinhorse*  <murmur> -noppa- You evil flooder. Ignoring
   you for 1 minute.
  <skinhorse> [0-0:GScNxALfmphR] 06:13PM @skinhorse (+is) #dto (+nt) M:93
  <murmur> <murmur>  *murmur*  skinhorse is a (ho)
  <murmur> <noppa> ho: (hi)
  <murmur> <skinhorse>  *page*  huh?
  <noppa> ho: (hi)
  <mogel> umm
  <noppa> hi: (andrew loves you all very much)
  <mogel> why are you guys doing this?
  [page:Page@ras.ilstu.edu] [18:16] <skinhorse> <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  <skinhorse> whoop
  <murmur>  *page*  [18:16] <skinhorse> <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  <pixy> sappygrl.... HAHAHA oh gee'z, that's a good one.
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  <skinhorse> <murmur>  *page*  [18:16] <skinhorse> <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  <murmur> <mogel> why are you guys doing this?
  [skinhorse:rbennett@iwu.edu] <murmur>  *page*  [18:16] <skinhorse>
                                 <murmur>  *page*  hi phil!
  <murmur>  *skinhorse*  <murmur>  *page*  [18:16] <skinhorse> <murmur>
   *page*  hi phil!
  <page:#sigh> hey phil
  <hooker> I PHEAR BoW!
  [+D+] You have new email. (Mail Waiting: 13)
  <murmur> hey barbaroo
  [+D+] Netsplit detected at 6:14 PM: (irc.ais.net irc.lightning.net)
  [+D+] Type /wholeft to see who split away.
  [+D+] Signoff at 6:14 PM for JayAitch detected.
  <page:#sigh> what the hell is up?

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                Sloths over Ethiopia #0028 $$$ December 10, 1997
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

                 Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
        Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?

     All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.

           You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing dto@dto.net,
         the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.

       Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
    which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
                      which is just pretty fucking stupid.

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