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                Sloths over Ethiopia #0032 $$$ December 20, 1997
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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               yet another BLaH reject.  keep the warez alive!!!!

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  BLaH Quid-Pro-QuoFile


  Handle:  Constantine

  Aliases:  Connie; J.C.; The Most Right Reverand Reference List;
            "Asshole"; "That Asshole with the Bad Hair"; "Yes, YOU";
            Doogie Howser, M.D.

  Profession:  President of BLaH, Scourge of Twits, Prophet of "Bob".

  Favorite Color:  Red

  Favorite Food:  Sushi

  Favorite Weapon:  Elemental Dagger of Air

  Favorite Muslim Expatriate:  Salman Rushdie

  Favorite Terrorist Organization:  Congress

  Accomplishments:  Never having hacked into TRW
                    Never having cracked a 0-3 day WarE
                    Feeding Woodward and Bernstein fake info about Nixon
                    Mastering the lost occult art of "Lamprey Baiting"

  Future Goals:  Blah TV
                 Affordable world domination for the masses
                 Finding an affordable dominatrix for me
                 Wreaking severe cultural damage
                 Stamping a UPC bar code on Pat Robertson's forehead

  Personal Quote:  "Watch yourself.  JFK crossed me, and you KNOW what
                   happened to HIM..."

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                Sloths over Ethiopia #0032 $$$ December 20, 1997
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

                 Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
        Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?

     All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.

           You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing dto@dto.net,
         the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.

       Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
    which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
                      which is just pretty fucking stupid.

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