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                   Sloths over Ethiopia #0059 $ July 11, 1999
           Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises

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      We here at Sloths over Ethiopia hope you have found this mini-series
       indubitably and utterly fascinating and full of keen observations.

        In this, the conclusion to our mini-series on critical issues in
       keyboarding today, we are pleased to have one of our bravest, most
        distinguished columnists share his thoughts on the issue at hand
       and on the opinions of Jens Johansson and Robert Bennett.  We hope
       that you will find his comments to be thought-provoking and suave.

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  "commentary"
  by goldy the pimp from pomona

  yo!  wat is DEE uP!?  dey sed i awt betta riitz dey a lil ting on
  keyboardin', and i iz lik, no shiit?  i bang doz keys on muh neez!!!

  now lemme say II all dey playahz in dah howss - dey iz no-ting lik hwippin'
  owt muh DICK an' bangin' demz keys lik sah-hweet moosik!  U 'n muh nigz iz
  aint nevah seen no middah C lik dat middah C i BANG wit muh WANG, aww jeah!

  now ah dey sed dis jenny chump, he iz dey WURLD-CLASS KEYBOARDIN' MAHN.  i
  sez: i did hiz sistah!  i did all deyz swedie hoz an' i seld 'em owt 4 mo'!

  now ah dey sed dis udda g.i., dis been-it - i sez TOOT TOOT! II dat!  TOOT
  TOOT yo' bahd blakk boo-tay negro!  i sez U tik owt yo' ray-jin negro DICK
  an' U tik uh LICK oh II at dat keyboard, brudda!  mik doz jamz ROCK solihd!

  i sez U bahd muddaFUCKUHZ!  U tik dey keys 'n hit dey wit'cho WEEZ, BOI-EE!
  an' U chek dat tiim on yo' arm, bruddaz, an' U C deyz' hoz 'n TRICKZ all on
  yo' DICK win yo' sarahnade dey wit dat maddd WANG BANG THANG!  j-yah!

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