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                  Sloths over Ethiopia #0067 $ August 19, 1999
           Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises

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  Its not genius, its chance.

  by: Uberfizzgig



  El pulpo esta escritando con ocho boligrafos.
  The octapus is writing with eight pens. Now if a room full of
  monkeys and typewriters will eventually result in Hamlet,
  imagine how much faster an aquarium full of octapi and pens
  could do it. And remember, an octapus can make its own ink, too!

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  Commentary
  by Murmur

  Uberfizzgig is a nice guy.  I don't know what the hell this thing he wrote
  is supposed to mean.  It probably doesn't really matter, since this is SoE.

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  Lament
  by Murmur

  I've never been able to solve an entire Rubik's Cube.  It makes me sad.  I
  should be able to do it.  But I can't.  And Uberfizzgig's whateverthehell
  does not offer me any comfort.  So I am sad.

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  Solace
  by Murmur

  At least I can take pride in knowing that I have contributed to Sloths over
  Ethiopia, a 'zine that makes no sense to anyone, including myself.

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  Shut Up, Foo!
  By Mr. T

  Shut Up, Foo!

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                  Sloths over Ethiopia #0067 $ August 19, 1999
           Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises
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