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                 Sloths over Ethiopia #0073 $ September 9, 1999
            Sloths over Ethiopia is a part of Westphalia Enterprises

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      Sloths over Ethiopia is pleased to announce the absorption of UART -
     Useless Analogy Rendering Tracts.  SoE is so confident in our readers'
   skillz that we'll let you figure UART out all by yourselves, you legfaces!

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  UART Shell #1 - SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : ?

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  [ neko ]
  SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : ROBYN HITCHCOCK

  Robyn Hitchcock, as black souls are a way of restating "souls of black folk"
  but the way the term is used is a completely opposite meaning, the inverted
  soul of a white person (yuppie).  Robyn Hitchcock does the same thing as
  Wesley Willis, sort of, he writes insane pop songs.  And he is insane.  But
  he is white.

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  [nyarlathotep]
  SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : BATMAN

  Souls of black folk kick black souls' ass.  Wesley Willis kicks Batman's
  ass.

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  [murmur]
  SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS ::
                       WESLEY WILLIS : VARG VIKERNES (a.k.a. COUNT GRISHNACKH)

  Wesley Willis possesses a soul of black folk.  Varg Vikernes possesses a
  black soul.  And both are musicians, in a certain sense.  Really!

  [Sloths over Ethiopia suggested reading:  www.burzum.com]

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  [mogel]
  SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : DON KING

  They strike me as very similar in some ways, but in reverse.

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  [e_ from #teenchat]
  SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : THEODORE ROOSEVELT

  Because he [TR] was a crazy fatass bitch, plus WW represents his [TR's]
  image, without having everything that he did.

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