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We should get Danny down here and use his student card to get into the student union. *Pauses* That is the best idea you have ever had. --->>>><-------------------------------------------- THE SPACT Newsletter [38/04/04] [Sabbat of Ostara] --->>>><-------------------------------------------- Alex puts his sunglasses on and his shirt collar up. "Now I look like a complete chief." --->>>><------------<<>>-------------------- The SPACT news letter; short news, reviews, gossip and love in miniature from the SOL crew. For more of the same check out the other publications distributed on www.soljo.org. I know we said every Friday, but, huh, well, like we give a fuck! --->>>><------------<<>------------------- SOL 2004 ANNUAL CALL FOR PAPERS =/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/= Steinsky has issued the official call for papers for the 2003 annual please send any submissions to himself at steinsky@soljo.org. --->>>><------------<<>------------------- As he answered the door wearing and addidas tracksuit and matching sun visor there was definitely something of the drugs about him. --->>>><----------<<>----------------- People Who Should Not Be Allowed On The Bus =/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/= I have been travelling around London quite a bit on busses recently and this has compelled me to publish a list of those groups of people I think should be banned from public transport (and in particular the busses). So without further procrastination: Useless Old People ------------------ This does not mean all old people. This means: IF YOU CANNOT STEADY YOURSELF TO GET ON THE BUS IN UNDER 50 SECONDS, GET THE FUCK OFF. The amount of complaining from elderly people falling all over the place because they cannot keep their balance is most frustrating. When you can no longer keep your balance, stop using the bus; public transport is not for you. In fact, there is a place just for you: IN DOORS. Stay there. People With Push Chairs ----------------------- If you can afford to have a baby you should damn well afford to own a car. If you can't perhaps you should have made your skanky ass trailer trash boyfriend where some protection; or failing that, stop being such a slut. Enough said. People Who Smell ---------------- People who lack the ability to wash themselves sufficiently do not deserve to use public transport and make us all smell their filth; have a shower asshole. Fat People ---------- If you take up more than one seat on the bus you are too fat and should not be allowed on. It's a piss take. If you struggle to waddle down the isle without sticking your huge fat backside in normal people's faces; GET THE HELL OFF THE BUS LARDASS. Walk, face it, you need the exercise. Care In The Community Patients ------------------------------ The mentally ill have no place on public transport. Listening to these retards gibber to themselves is not as fun as it initially seems when you glance at the amount of murders committed by those who should be locked in rubber rooms each year. We should be protected from these bastards, not be asked to offer our seats to them. People Who Have No Concept Of Personal Space -------------------------------------------- I swear to God, the next son of a bitch that leans on me on the bus while I'm minding my own business is going to die. I don't care how old/retarded/skanky you are; get the hell off me dipshit. If I wanted an elderly Pakistani man sitting on my lap I'd head off to a gay brothel somewhere with a very specific request. I don't, therefore; FUCK OFF. This has helped me. --- PaRiS editor@soljo.org Pirate Captain --->>>><-------<<>------------- www.sidhe-solutions.com Quality affordable Webdesign. --->>>><-------------------------------------------- ALL COnTENtS CopYRIGHT THe SyNdICATE oF LoNdoN & ThE SoLJO 2004. EMAIL EDiTOR@SoLJO.ORG TO CONTACT. --->>>><-------------------------------------------- PArT Of ThE SYnDIcaTE OF LONDON PROPaGanDA mAChinE. ---------------------<<>----------------------