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                   / _ /     THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:  \ _ \                
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                  | |            ThE MiSCHiF NiGHT         | |               
                  | |          Written By: MoG             | |               
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                            STUF TO BRING:

item            Reason/Purpose
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Pack            A back pack or bag isthe best thing, to keep yer' stuff in.

Knife           A good sharp knife will come in handy

Lighter         FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HUH-HUH!

WD-40           Flame-thrower, or spray and ligt!

Toilet Paper    Well... cant forget the T.P. for Bevis!

Eggs            I love eggs!

COKE-a-COLA     NOT PEPSI! This takes paint off cars

Loiville-Sluger Mail Box Baseball!

Bannanas        ever wonder what happens when the exaust cant get out of the 
                tailpipe?

Spray-paint/   But what ells would you tag you'r name with?
 markers(perm) 

Thin Wire      How's you'r Trip?

Water Balloon  HeHeHe!
 Launcher
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                       What to do with it!
                       
Pack------------->Put you'r stuff in.

Knife------------>Manny manny uses!
                 +==> Car tire + knife + you = Slit Tire!
                 +==> Paint off of a car
                 +==> Bye bye telaphone wire!
                 +==> Initials or obsine mesage in there nice wood door!
                 +==> Left over X-mas Lights? not one set eney more...
                 
                 
Lighter---------->Look in WD-40 and TP

WD-40------------>YES! WD-40 The Flamable Ver of Liquid Wrench!!
       (NO FLAME)+==> Spray on Door Knobs, Handles, Seats
                 +==> Spray on Hand Rails
                 +==> Elevador Buttons in the mall maby?
         (FLAMES)+==> Flame Thrower. (Put the red hose on the front, 
                       and light that
                 +==> spray in a Cross formation on THei'r porch, grass
                      whatever, Then light!

Toilet Paper----->get some rubber bands!
                 +==> T.P. some guy's house.
                 +==> """""""""""""""""""""", then light it!
                 +==> role some up in a ball, spray W/ WD-40, then tie the
                       Rubber bands arupnd it, light and throw (a rock in the 
                       Middle gives it X-tra weight to crash threw a window!)

Eggs------------->The Incredable Edibal Egg!
                 +==> Throw it!

Coke------------->Car Paint? 
                 +==> Put it on a nice car W? a older car(Newwer ones have
                       protective paint)

bASEbAll BAt----->Home Run!
                 +==> No more Mailboxes!
                 +==> No more 4sail signs

BaNNanas--------->Chacita Bannana
                 +==> Tail Pipe,  nuf' said!

Spray-psint/----->Tag You'r Name!
 markers(perm)   |
                 +==> I always do it, if ya ever see PSYCHO, or SAMBUKA on a 
                       Train cab.... it was probly ME!

Thin Wire-------->How's You'r Trip?
                 +==> Tie it tightly between:
                                                Lamp posts
                                                Posts on a pourch
                                                Trees
                                                A bumper on a car, and Lawn 
                                                        ornimants!
H2O Baloon ------> Well i always had fun W/ this!
 Launcher                +==> put something in it (T.P., rocks, Spam?) and 
                               launch!
                         +==> H2O ballons filled w/ paint work wonders!
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X-tra Ideas!!!!
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Smashing pumpkins
Bag Snaching (on holloween!)
Moveing "House 4 Sale" signs to other houses
If You put supper glue on peoples houses, they will get mad, 
        but that's another storry!

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THiS FiLE WaS originaly for my old group 7oC, but they never really came out, 
but now it has been re-copeyrighted to MoG and The Lone Gunmen.
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                        CoNCReTe EaRTH 908-453-4656
                                TLG WHQ
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Disclaimer: DONOT do anything to hurt you'rself, and if you get caught or 
hurt, this disclaimer cirtifies that I (MoG) and the rest of The Lone Gunmen 
are not responsable or liable for anything you do.  So in other words, you 
are not allowed to sue us(OR ME!).
                                   MoG.