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                      |  |         |  |  __     |  |   <_  | Issue #:019      
                     _|  |_       _|  |_|  |    |   \___/  | Date:09\29\95         
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                   / _ /     THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:  \ _ \                
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                  | |                 Jargon               | |               
                  | |          Written By: Overlord        | |               
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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         Considering that TLG Editor's/Writer's are superior to the rest
    of the human race it is only right that they should have thier own
    type of writing style, Not just the topic but the word. I decided to
    put together a sort of language to be used in writing. If you happen
    to be  TLG writer then USE IT! For if you don't Satan Will rip your
    spine out your butt. A little hint: A good way to stay in the right
    jargon is to say it in Scottish. Tis a bit mer fun laddy's!


    HUMAN'S                                               TLG EDITOR'S
    1.  this                 <--equivalent-->             1. dis, tis
    2.  that                                              2. dat
    3.  understand                                        3. ken
    4.  forgot                                            4. fergot
    5.  dead                                              5. ded
    6.  because                                           6. cuz, bicuz
    7.  to                                                7. ta
    8.  thing                                             8. ting
    9.  thank you                                         9. thanx, tanx's
    10. what                                             10. wha
    11. your                                             11. thy, yer
    12. you                                              12. ye, thee
    13. something                                        13. suptin
    14. good                                             14. bonny
    15. bad                                              15. suxs
    16. how are...                                       16. howz
    17. done                                             17. dun
    18. says                                             18. sez
    19. said                                             19. sed
    20. going to                                         20. gunna
    21. I don't know                                     21. dunno
    22. yes                                              22. yup, yep
    23. no                                               23. nay, nope
    24. man, bro                                         24. laddie
    25. chick                                            25. lassie


        Dis be jus a fermat a wha ye shude rite like. Neva uze a "ing" an'
     fele free ta replace any an' all letter's a de werd.

        I figure you gize are sumwhat smart soz I imagine dat you can figure
     out the million's a oder werd's dat I neglekted ta put down.

       If yaz dunna like it den yer ALL LAMER'S AND YOU SUCK GOAT BALL'S!!!!!!!
       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!