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                  | | Top ten reasons why Scooby Doo was a | |               
                  | |       drug influenced cartoon...     | |
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                  | |          Written By: Mulder          | |               
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                 I was board during school today so I though to
               my self what would be a good file to write...Well
               this is it The top ten reasons why Scooby Doo was 
               a drug influenced cartoon... Hope ya like it.


                
                1: Shaggy & Scooby always had the munches..

                2: Shaggy was the only one who could understand
                   and TALK to Scooby. ( A Dog! )

                3: Look at the way Shaggy was.... (His goatee, the
                   way he dressed... enough said.)

                4: The rode around in that Van (The Mystery Machine)
                   which had that trippy design on the side...

                5: Shaggy & Scooby were always the ones riding in the 
                   back doing god knows what.

                6: Shaggy & Scooby were always the one to see the 
                   monsters first.

                7: Shaggy & Scooby were always laughing & giddy.

                8: Shaggy & Scooby always wind up getting caught in 
                   traps set for the monsters because they were always
                   tripping over themselves.

                9: Shaggy & Scooby always wind up dressing up in costumes
                   & entertaining the "Monsters".

               10: What exactly was a "Scooby Snack"?