______________ | ___ ___ | | |_ | | _| | ______ ______ |___| | | |___| |_ _| / \ | | | | | /----\/ | | | | | | | | | | | | ___ | | | | __ | | <_ | Issue #:021 _| |_ _| |_| | | \___/ | Date:10/13/95 |______| () |_________| () \________/ () _ / / \ \ _ / _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \ | | | | | | The Duck Tape FaQ.. | | | | Written By: Mulder | | | | | | | | | | | \____________________________________/ | \________________________________________/ ********************************STOP****************************************** *** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that *** *** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and *** *** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P *** *** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was *** *** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you *** *** get fucked. ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** Index: -=-=-=- 0.0: What is Duck Tape? 0.1: Is there emanations of Duck Tape? 0.2: Where can I get Duck Tape? 0.3: How much dose Duck Tape cost? 0.4: Is there any thing stronger that Duck Tape? 0.5: What can Duck Tape Do? 0.6: Is Duck Tape safe to use on a Human? 0.7: Is Duck Tape safe on anything other that's not human? 0.8: Why should I use Duck Tape? 0.9: Who uses Duck Tape? 1.0: What can I do with Duck Tape? 0.0: What is Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Duck Tape is a Very strong industrial tape... Duck Tape is a Four inch wide gray tape that has thin pieces of string in side the tape making it very strong and durable. 0.1: Is there and Emanation of Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To My Knowledge there isn't any emanation of Duck Tape.. 0.2: Where can I get Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- You can get Duck Tape at just about any Hardware store. Some of the best examples are Kmart, Ace Hardware, Ect... 0.3: How much dose Duck Tape cost? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- It's only a couple of bucks.. Pocket change. And if worse comes to worse five finger discount it. 0.4: Is there any thing stronger that Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Yes... In fact there is something stronger than Duck Tape... It's called Packing Tape this is some strong shit... I didn't believe until I saw it for myself. 0.5: What can Duck Tape Do? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Well ya can do just about any thing with it. (Play McGyver) 0.6: Is Duck Tape safe to use on a Human? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Yes and No.. You can understand the yes but the NO... Why you ask? Just thing of all those little hairs that you can pull out very slowly... 0.7: Is Duck Tape safe on anything other that's not human? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Well I've never tried it, but WHY NOT... Just think of all of those little furry woodland animals ya can have fun with. 0.8: Why should I use Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Why not.... Ya can fix just about every with it.. 0.9: Who uses Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- McGyver, The Clam (Inside joke) 1.0: What can I do with Duck Tape? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The use for Duck Tape are unlimited... The only limitation is your imagination.