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                   / _ /     THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:  \ _ \                
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                  | |        Just that loving Feeling      | |
                  | |          Written By: Bruce Lee       | |               
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        You know what I hate most about BBS's?  Them little fucking
asshole kids you got to put up wit.  You know what I am talking about!
Them little fucking pre-pubescent shitheads.  The ones that leave 
messages in the bases to piss you off.  The ones who purposely make 
assholes of themselves....Well I have come up with a few ways that I 
would like to express my deepest emotions towards them....

1.  I would just love to go to one of there homes......and.....god is 
the suspense killing ya?.....ring the door bell....just kidding....just 
go to one of there homes and fucking sit there on the front lawn leaving
the werst case of diarreah ever recorded on their porch....

2.  I would really love to catch up to one of them in tha mall....ooh..
just think of the things you could do the these assholes in the mall...
...ooh...I forgot would I would do...well anyway forget the mall thing.

3.  I would love to meet one of their little girlfriends...you know, the 
ones without twat hair yet....and just be like...."hey baby...what's tha 
matter...can't find a man with a smaller pee-pee?"  of course this would
be when the little shit is standing right there...! 

4.  For some of you sick fucks out there you could do something else wit 
their girlfriends..but I think there are some kind of laws out there that 
won't let you....

5.  Git one of them gay people to go up to them and start grabbing their 
ass and shit....Tell me, wouldn't you be pissed if some faggot started 
grabbing yer ass in public?

6.  I am all out of ideas...this really fucking sucks!

        I hate them little fucking twerps....Ooh..I hate it even more 
        when they start wit ya....le'me tell ya....When some little fucker
        starts wit ya over da modem I just wanna kill em'...  Sometimes 
        you git dose wons who think they could stand a chance in a fight 
        wit ya...  Now I am not bragging here but...I am a Black Belt in 
        Tae Kwon Do...I have been to many tournament and haven't lost a
        one. Lets see now...hmm...about 2...so when some little fuck thinks 
        that he could beat me....ha ha ha ha....i will smack the fag right 
        out of em'...little fucking pricks..

        If you are reading this and you are one of em' little faggots

                FUCK YOU AND DIE----> I HATE YOU...GO TO HELL-->SCUM

                SINCERELY, and forever loving
                   Bruce Lee.