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                   / _ /    THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:   \ _ \
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                  | |          Insults:Part One            | |
                  | |             by:THouGHT               | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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Okay this is the first in a 5 part series, note not all of them we're of my
creation, but most were. All these are not meant to offend any TlG bro's or sis's
but they're meant to offend anyone from Blairstown you ain't cool(namely Denn Fare,
. Have fun, :)

Fat Insults:

Your sister is so fat everytime she goes to a barbecue they put a apple in her
mouth.


Your Mother is so fat, her but has more bass than a car speaker.


Your mother was so fat her maiden name was Bacon.


Your mother is so fat , when she farted with jeans it looked like a mouse ran down
her leg.


Your mother is so fat, when she has sex guys ask for directions.


Your mother is so fat she has to douche with a super soaker.


Your father is so fat when he farts alarms go off.


Your mother is so fat she eats her cereal out of a satillite dish.


Your mother is so fat she stepped into a Talking elevator and it said "Help
i'm falling and i can't get up!"


Stupid insults:

Your girlfriend is so dumb, i said to her "Are you tan from the sun?", she said
"No, i'm Sally from the Earth."

Your mother is so stupid she cooks with old spice.

Your mother is so stupid, she thinks ping pong balls are a Chinesse STD.

Your mother is so stupid she thought juicy fruit was a gay person with diarreha.

Your so stupid you used white out on your computer screen,(Sorry didn't come up
with that one -THouGHT)

Your brother is so stupid, i asked him if he was gay and he said, "No, but my
boyfriend is."

Slut insults:

I could have been your dad but the guy in fronts of me had correct change.

Your mom is like a train, $1.50 a ride.

Your girlfriend is like a twinkie, always pumped full of cream.

Your mom is like rail road tracks, laid around the world.

If dick sucking were a buisness your mom would be in the Fortune 500.

Your mom is so slutty she coughs sperm.

Your mom is like the enegizer bunny, she keeps blowing and blowing, and blowing.


Well that's it for now have fun :)

P.S. Sorry Mulder for the tardyness of this file.

(c)opyright ThE Lone Gunmen, 1996, All rights fucked by the government.
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