______________ | ___ ___ | | |_ | | _| | ______ ______ |___| | | |___| |_ _| / \ | | | | | /----\/ | | | | | | | | | | | | ___ | | | | __ | | <_ | Issue #:094 _| |_ _| |_| | | \___/ | Date:11.15.96 |______| () |_________| () \________/ () _ / / \ \ _ / _ / ThE Lone Gunmen Presents: \ _ \ | | | | | | Call Forwarding and all it's glory | | | | Written By: Abigwar | | | | | | | | | | | \____________________________________/ | \________________________________________/ ********************************STOP****************************************** *** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on text philez and that*** *** means that even the yuppie kids, who don't follow directions, can (and *** *** will probably blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples,and P-P*** *** blown off, so before you continue read the File "DISCLAIMER!" that was *** *** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you *** *** get fucked. ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** Call Forwarding and all it's glory Ok, I don't know if anyone has ever written a file about this already, but while sitting up these past few hours and being suspended from school I have had alot of time to think of fun shit to do. One thing I came up with is the use of call forwarding to fuck people over. ---- Number one method you go to someones house with your beige box and activate call forwarding to another fun line so those people don't get calls anymore. Simple, Fun, and Efective. Method two is you pick one person you don't like and go to many diffrent houses forwarding all thoses houses calls to one person. ---- [Cut me here sample] ----- Ring "Hello is Mack their?" "no." click ring "Hi this is Jamie is Lisa home?" "no." click ring "Hi John, whats up it's been a long time bro!" "You have a wrong number!" click ring "Hi, this is first national bank swindalists calling about your morgage.." click ring "May I speak to Neil" "No!" click ring "Hello this is the Blairstown police department calling in regards to the warrent out for your arrest." click ring "I'm going to kill you man. Your dead. I'll teach you to fuck my wife asshole." "AHHH!" click ring "Hi, is Bob home?" "LEAVE ME ALONE! ALL OF YOU! STTTTOPPPP CALLLLLLLIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG MMMMMEEEE!!" click smash crash thud! ---- [Cut me here sample] ----- Also, You can forward the calls to just about anything like to 1-900 numbers teleconfrence/alliances, Police departments, fast food joints, Bumblefuck, Payphones, Your house (not recomended) and much much more. The telco's around the east coast seemed to fuck up... See, All you need to do is dial a star code. No ordering it with a voice operator, no forms to fill out just this: 1. If you have touch tone, dial *72 and listen for a dial tone. (if not dial 1-1-7-2) 2. Dial the number for the calls to be sent to. 3. The phone will ring one the reciving end. For Call Forwarding to be activated the reciving end must be connected for at LEAST six (6) seconds. If it is busy or no awnser repeat steps one (1) and two (2) and it will be activated anyway. (You can tell by two (2) short tones. No awnser is needed on second attempt. Now of course there is a way to turn it off... But I don't know... That would defeat the purpose of this file. Ah hell to turn it off dial *73 or 1-1-7-3 on a rotary. When some one calls the Forwarding end will hear a berief ring but he will not be able to awnser the call. Have a hell of a life! Abigwar SAUCE00Call Forwarding and all it's glory Abigwar ThE Lone Gunmen[TlG]19961115>Ps