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     attention, hear hear, ladies and gentlewomen. it is toc number too!
     and performing todays special is your favorite teddybear, snuggle!@

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 hi guyz, well, toc is pretty kewl. and i got to do isshue too. i am so proud,
 i took isshue won 2 skewl and showed everybody. it was funny, everyone laughed
 because it was soo phunny, but i didnt think it was all that too much funny..

 i love toc, and i want to shout-out to all my posse in the woo-hah! woo-hah!
 i got you on the check! woo-hah! woo-hah! i got you on the check! anywho, i
 think that toc won was a rully gud emag, even though its nawt coded. i tried
 to code it in basic, but dint do it rite. i did that riteyus ASCII at the top,
 i am gonna draw ASCII for a big grupe won day, i gnow it.

 but phirst i am gonna rite you a lil story.

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 slug  bye: snuggle
 ~~~~
 wonce there was a guy named snug.

 everywon at skewl called him slug.

 and they threw salt at him to make him disappere.

 but it dint werk, because snug was still thar.


 anywho, snug had a big shag rug.

 where he like to eat grub.

 when his mawm told him to clean.

 snug just ate all that food and raked it until it was keen.


 but snugs rake broke, an his poppi wasn't thar to fix it,

 so snug just age the rug.

 and then washed it down with pee in a mug.

 and ate a bug.


 that bug was mean.

 it turned old snug green.

 and snug got tired and went to sleep in his rug.

 not noticing that big bug.


 that, saddenly, was snugs' last action.

 because the bug ate him whole.

 and puked up the rug.

 because snug tasted like a salty slug.


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 soapbox  bye: snuggle
 ~~~~~~~
 dudes and dudettes, its time for you to here my thots on everything. take
 emags. i think that toc is won of the bestest out there, but it will never
 top the bestest emag, rad. rad has the kreativity and myndblowing genieaus
 of many of muh boox that i read.

 another thing that i think about is drugz. i love crack.

 another is muzack. i hav fore wh0rds for you, hootie and the blowfishes.

 heres something kewl, my teecher is gay. kill all fags them are stupid
 girlies. jesus krist didn't lyke fags, he woulda killed them. them and
 those communists.

 finally, i think i'm gonna start a separate branch of toc, toc-pr0n. it
 will have pr0n reviews of all the new sXe jaypegs and jiffs that come
 out. say hello to abott and costullo, my rught hand and other rught hand.

 thats all i'm a thinking about. dewdlie-doo!

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 tally-hoe! bye: snuggle
 ~~~~~~~~~~
 well, thats about it for toc. i jest want you to know how much hard work i
 put into this isshue, it took me a week to rite both things becoz i thot too
 much and got headakes and the like.

 look for more from toc.

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