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Magazine| /####\ /###\ /###############\ | 11th Dec 99| |######\ |#####| |#################| TM & (c) \=ISSUE #002=/ |#######\ |#####| |################/ 1999 |########\ |#####| |######/ |\ /| |#########\ |#####| |#####| |#\ /#| |##########\ |#####| |######\_____ |##\ /##| |###########\ |#####| |############\ |###\ /###| |#####\######\|#####| |#############| ===|###|======|###|=======|#####|\######\#####|=|############/============== >>>|###|>>>>>>|###|>>>>>>>|#####|>\###########|>|######/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===|###|======|###|=======|#####|==\##########|=|#####|==/#######\==/##\==== |###| |###| |#####| \#########| |#####| |##/ _\##| |####| |###| |###| |#####| \########| |#####| |#| |####| \##/ \###\____/#####\_ |#####| \#######| |#####| |#| |###/ \/ \###############\___ |#####| \######| |#####| |##\_____ /##\ \########/ \######\ \###/ \####/ \###/ \#######\ \##/ [w] UTTER NEWBIE FAGGOTS [=========================] [= Editors ====================================] D If you're reading this D | Johnny^B (JohnnyB@thevortex.com)| I it is too late. Your I | [w]ulfen (simon@paamand.dk)| S immortal soul is doomed S | dELTAKAJ (deltakaj@hotmail.com)| C to eternal damnation C | | L and your mental health L [= ASCII art ==================================] A is probably down the A |An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters| I drain as well. I | | M As if anyone cares... M [= Incarnation of our beliefs =================] E it's all for fun. E | The Celestial Moose| R Oh, and if any of this R | | | offends you... well... | [= Avatars of our deity =======================] | WE DON'T CARE! uNF@!~! | | Garden Gnomes| [=========================] [==============================================] worship goes to: cDc (0wnz!), garden gnomes all over the world, Kevin Mitnick, Mr. T (he's helluvah tough), Kenny McCormick, the All-mighty Aussie Gurt! ===] phile 002 [=] My venture into gayness [=] Johnny^B [===- Ahhh... IRC, my favorite place in the whole wide world. Home of thousands and thousands of naive people just waiting to be fooled... This is part of a log from #movies (Undernet). Some guy asked me if I was gay and I decided just to play along for a while and see what happend... Mind you, this log is from early thursday morning, I hadn't slept at all that night and I was tired as hell, so this is all probably kinda weird... Just to clear things up: Neither I nor dELTAKAJ are gay, this is all just an act of boredom. Oh yeah, and the [..] stuff are my comments. [09:45] *** Enigma (sex@du-148-235-60-41.prodigy.net.mx) has joined #movies [09:45] hi guys [09:45] whats up [09:46] say jonny..could you please change the topic to: Scary movies. [09:46] *** Cmonkey (mystic@134.48.208.47) has left #movies [09:48] *** Johnny^B changes topic to 'Gay porn movies are your friends!!' [09:48] there? [09:48] johnny..are you gay.....well i cant say i didnt see that coming. [09:49] yes, I'm gay... does it really matter that much to you? [09:49] well...no. [09:50] thought so... that's what's wrong with this world... ppl get no respect just coz they're differend... [09:50] why are you so agressive johnny boy. [09:50] *** Existor (tyson@cr403975-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com) has joined #movies [09:50] hi [09:50] *** Existor (tyson@cr403975-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com) has left #movies [09:50] hi [09:51] *** ChldsPlay has quit IRC (http://www.geocities.com/just-dave) [09:51] well..i understand you... may be not too comfortable seeing a gay couple together but i can take it. [09:51] well, you go ahead and try telling ppl that you're gay.... and see what happens... [09:52] I'll get a big boyfriend? [09:52] No, you'll be discriminated against... [09:52] xwhats the fuck is going on i stopped chatting for a while and aall of a sudden i see the words gay in here why? [09:52] but why do you wanna be discriminated [09:53] Johnny just came out of the closet [BWAHAHAHAHA] [09:53] i can come out of the closet but not from being gay cause which i'm not i'm 100% str8 [09:53] I don't wanna be discriminated against... that's just how the world treats me coz I'm different.. [09:54] somebody knows where i could find really good stuff(i'm not gai) [09:54] I'm not gay either but to let you guy know that i'm gothic [goths rock!!] [09:55] mmmm... goth men are soooo hot... [09:55] look johnny...if youre white,black,yellow,gay,tr8,fat,thin, cuban,mexican etc theyre gonna discriminate you......so forget about it [09:55] FUCK dont even think about barking up my tree you silly fuck [09:55] * Johnny^B humps CharlesLR's leg... [well, he more or less asked for that, didn't he?] [09:56] ha,ha,ha,ha..you fucking guys....youre playing with it..ha, ha,ha [wha?] [09:56] :) [09:56] ALuLy Magnetile Vummm Diptoo... to Johnny [09:56] have a nice nite Johnny [09:57] so charly...are ya ready for the next chucky movie or what? [figuring this might get ugly, I try to end it here, no luck though] [09:57] I better stop before this gets out of hand... [09:57] o.k [09:57] you guys've been trolled... [09:57] yeah i cant wait for it [09:57] i wunder what they are gonna call it [09:57] me too [09:57] seed of chucky [09:58] or son of chucky [grrr... I hate Chucky, that stupid doll must die!!!] [09:58] *** Johnny^B changes topic to 'Enigma and CharlesLR are butter gays....' [09:58] *** Enigma is now known as ghostface [09:58] how bout CHUCKY's CHILD LIKES TO PLAY [09:58] or CHUCKY's CHILD PLAYS [09:58] thatll be cool [09:58] say johnny..eat me. [09:59] You know we are gonna get Scream 3 next year [must... end... this... now] [09:59] eh, no dude.. I'm not really gay, I was kidding.. I don't want your freak ass!! [09:59] you yup [10:00] oh, woo hoo.. scream 3 wooo ... BLAH!! [10:00] ha,ha,ha.....johnnys got a boyfriend [10:00] yeah, and Pete's a poser.... [10:00] hey man come on..its gonna be a diferent story [10:01] *** dELTAKAJ (~scoopex@ip213.acnxr1.ras.tele.dk) has joined #movies [fellow uNF editor, I pasted some of this shit to him, so he decided to show up and make it all worse...] [10:01] ghostface kills and kills and kills again and again.. without mercy [10:01] dELTA!@!~! [10:01] Johnny^B!! Babe! [10:01] missed ya [10:01] awww... Hi sweety :) [10:02] So charly have you seen sleepy hollow [10:02] nope not yet [10:02] missed me? not just my important asset? [10:03] Lats time i went to the movies i saw End of days..it was o.k [no it's not, EoD sucks massive ass, you suck too coz you like it and Arnie must die!!] [10:03] I missed both babe [10:04] * Johnny^B blushes... I love it when you get dirty, big boy... [10:04] mmmmMMmm [10:04] * dELTAKAJ licks his lips [this is really starting to get out of hand..] [10:04] *** Tune (~TUNE@mail.callplus.co.nz) has joined #movies [10:05] hey, who's seen "Dogma"? [10:05] * Johnny^B glares at dELTA ... mmmmmm... [10:05] not me [10:05] HALLOWEEN IS ALL OVER [10:05] that was the finally [10:05] they are thinking in making a comeback [10:05] Jamie Doesnt want to participate in any more [10:05] not much of a finale either [10:05] well she chopped his head this time [10:05] i liked h20 but now they wanna use mychael myers..again. [10:05] Jamie's a cunt... we don't like cunts... [10:06] FUCK YOU JAMIE is the best [10:06] bugger off... [10:06] who are you to fucking criticise her [10:06] well, all chicks are dumb bitches, okay? [10:06] i dont see you in any movies [10:06] hahaha [10:06] none of them could ever compare to dELTA =) [10:06] awww.....you're sooo sweet [10:07] coz you don't look hard enough, you demented son of a fuck... [10:07] dELTA: yeah, I know.. gotta love me... [10:07] and I sure do! [10:07] Johnny: when you think about it, all males are sons of fucks [fucking wise guy, eh?] [10:07] dELTA: I sooooo want you right now!! [10:08] take me! [10:08] I'm all yours [10:08] *** Tune (~TUNE@mail.callplus.co.nz) has left #movies [see, we're starting to scare people off] [10:08] I need you so bad [10:08] * Johnny^B fondles dELTA [10:09] mmmMMMmm [10:09] *** bruce_cha is now known as don_Vito_ [staring to upset people... Hehe] [10:10] Get a fucking room you two! [10:10] *** don_Vito_ (ab@modemcable003.198-200-24.que.mc.videotron.net) has left #movies [10:10] hahah.. you jealous piece of shit.... [10:11] *** PlayMP3 (just_me@at0j556wb298k.bc.hsia.telus.net) has joined #movies [10:11] You fucking gay wannabe [10:11] no [10:13] bleh... kiss my hairy ass you sexually frustrated moron... [10:14] sexually frustrated who the fuck are you you cybershit homoshlomo street banger mother fucker. [10:14] wha? mother fucker... didn't I just tell you I'm gay?? You really think I'd screw my own mother? [10:14] * Johnny^B licks dELTA [10:14] *** Zinch (Zinch@ts1-15.newwest.axion.net) has joined #movies [10:15] gimme more big boy! [10:15] * Johnny^B shoves stuff up dELTA's ass =) [10:16] fuck you both [10:16] *** ghostface (sex@du-148-235-60-41.prodigy.net.mx) has left #movies [10:16] HAHAHA!!! [10:16] LOL [10:16] mission accomplished!! [10:20] *** dELTAKAJ (~scoopex@ip213.acnxr1.ras.tele.dk) has left #movies [10:25] well, that sucked ;) [10:25] how so? [10:26] *** Zinch has quit IRC (Leaving) [10:26] *** CharlesLR has quit IRC (Ping timeout for CharlesLR[btstts08c120.nbnet.nb.ca]) That was a teaser of what to expect from us when we are tired and get bored.. More interesting stuff coming up soon, keep your eyes open for future uNF releases! ============================================================================ uNF 002 - 11th Dec 99 - {Generated by uNFGen: 12/11/99 08:45 PM CET} Copyright(c) 1999 by the uNF team ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ END uNF #002 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++