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Your I | [w]ulfen (simon@paamand.dk)| S immortal soul is doomed S | dELTAKAJ (deltakaj@hotmail.com)| C to eternal damnation C | | L and your mental health L [= ASCII art ==================================] A is probably down the A |An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters| I drain as well. I | | M As if anyone cares... M [= Incarnation of our beliefs =================] E it's all for fun. E | The Celestial Moose| R Oh, and if any of this R | | | offends you... well... | [= Avatars of our deity =======================] | WE DON'T CARE! uNF@!~! | | Garden Gnomes| [=========================] [==============================================] worship goes to: cDc (0wnz!), garden gnomes all over the world, Kevin Mitnick, Mr. T (he's helluvah tough), Kenny McCormick, the All-mighty Aussie Gurt!, Cliff Burton (RIP) ===] phile 003 [=] MetallicA: No Leaf Clover / - Human Lyrics [=] Johnny^B [===- Ever since the first Metallica/Symphonica bootlegs came out, several people have asked me the question: "Where can I find the clover/human lyrics?" Well, up until tonight, I didn't know! It seems that noone I knew felt like posting them.. (shame on you guys, do I really have to do everything myself?) So, to help those of you who might still not have found the lyrics, I went home and listened to S&M full blast until I was able to make sense of the lyrics. (believe me, my neighbours were pissed) So to those of you who might find this remotely interesting, here are the lyrics for the two new 'Tallica songs. Compliments of Johnny^B: No leaf clover -------------- and it feels right this time on this crash course with this big time pay no mind to the distant thunder today fills his head with wonder said it feels right this time turned around and found a bright light good day to be alive, yes sir god day to be alive, he said and then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel was just a freight train coming your way and then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel was just a freight train coming your way don't it feel right like this all the pieces fall to his wish sucker for that quick reward, boy sucker for that quick reward, they say and then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel was just a freight train coming your way and then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel was just a freight train coming your way and then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel was just a freight train coming your way - Human (Minus Human) --------------------- Don't you leave me, father time take me with you tell me does your sun still shine? come squeeze the world and drip it down my throath oh, yeah... down my throath again you've got to breathe, man, breathe coming up for air you've got to breathe, man, breathe coming up for ... air touch me so I think I'm here skin my senses barely breathing minus human squeeze the world and drip it down my throath oh, yeah... down my throath again you've got to breathe, man, breathe coming up for air you've got to breathe, man, breathe coming up for ... air you've got to breathe, man, breathe coming up for air you've got to breathe, man, breathe coming up for ... air ------------------------------ Well, that's it, now was that really so hard? Hope you enjoyed this! After all, we're all MetallicA fans, right? Yeah, and we all worship the devil! Oh, no? Of course we do, we're MetallicA fans, all Heavy Metal fans worship the devil, right?@!~! and make human sacrifices, and drink blood, and have wicked sex orgies - heh, I wish... Okay, so maybe we don't worship the devil but hey, that doesn't mean we can't have fun, and tell people that we do, right? I've done it heaps of times myself. Whenever I run into religious fanatics or other equally clueless fucks, I just tell them that I worship the devil and see what happens, I've had some really funny experiences involving religious fanatics. Look forward to a upcoming phile about that! As always, contributions/comments are welcome... uNF wants you for world domination!!! ============================================================================ uNF 003 - 12th Dec 99 - {Generated by uNFGen: 12/12/99 00:05 AM CET} Copyright(c) 1999 by the uNF team ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ END uNF #003 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++