__ __ /\ \ __/\ \ __ \ \ \/\ \ \ \ __ _ __ ___ /\_\ ___ __ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /'__`\ /\`'__\/' _ `\/\ \ /' _ `\ /'_ `\ \ \ \_/ \_\ \/\ \L\.\_\ \ \/ /\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ `\___x___/\ \__/.\_\\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____ \ '\/__//__/ \/__/\/_/ \/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/___L\ \ /\____/ \_/__/ Issue 1, 12/2001 Written by: The Warning Crew Copyright © 2001 The Warning Crew Website: http://warningzine.microsux.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Contacts: Editor: Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com Admin: cphifer@subdimension.com Advertising: cphifer@subdimension.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Editors Note ------------ Hello and welcome to the first issue of Warning magazine. Inside this zine you will find the crazy mixed-up thoughts of a few very insane High School students with higher IQ's than most High School Teachers. This first issue is really an experiment of recording extremely useless thoughts that are recorded with the sole purpose of getting people like you into a very sub-concious mind. Consied this a Warning if you cant handle thinking alot then the best thing for you to do is close this window now or set this piece of paper down because this will be way to hard for you to handle. Sincerly, The Editor HAPPY ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ AD --------------------- .::Happy_Hardcor3 Online::. http://happy.microsux.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Dropping A Bomb on Fast Food ---------------------------- Ok here's what we are going to do. We are going to suprise one of our local fast food chains. Ok go to your local drive through fast food joint and order a large coke. When you get the coke go throw it back into the drive through window and shout something war related at them. You have just pulled an inconspicuous attack on a capitalist pig. Plus you uncaringly pissed someone off. Try this at all your local drive throughs more than once. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Pointless Ranting ----------------- Ok I want to do some pointless ranting. I have a problem with all kinds of people. I have a problem with hicks for one. Hicks in there stupid hats, boots, tight jeans, and uncomfortable shirts. They run aroung spitting there tobacco all over the ground while being racist. I have a problem with racist people of all colors yes it's true there are racist black people. I have a problem with prep clothes and pop culture. Being that you buy your clothes cause someone else is buying them does it mean if everyone starts jumping off buildings are you gonna do it too? I have a problem with drunks. They take advantage of something left for us to have fun with. Thats pretty much it. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ AD -------------------- The Neo-Comintern http://www.neo-comintern.com Another Confusing E-Zine to blow your mind. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Punking 101 ----------- So you wanna be a punk? Ok the one and only thing you need to know about how to be a punk is that you dont go around and tell people your a punk. This just makes you look like a poser and we don't want that. Another thing dont wear clothes that say punk on them cause you look even worse then. If you have not already broke these rules then don't and your on the right road. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ To submit articles to Warning Zine. Email them to Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com. We are looking for lots of submissions. We would also like you to let your friends know about Warning. If you would like to advertise send to the advertising address given. Thank You For Reading Warning!