__ __ /\ \ __/\ \ __ \ \ \/\ \ \ \ __ _ __ ___ /\_\ ___ __ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /'__`\ /\`'__\/' _ `\/\ \ /' _ `\ /'_ `\ \ \ \_/ \_\ \/\ \L\.\_\ \ \/ /\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ `\___x___/\ \__/.\_\\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____ \ '\/__//__/ \/__/\/_/ \/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/___L\ \ /\____/ \_/__/ Issue 9, 3/2/2002 Written by: The Warning Crew Copyright © 2002 The Warning Crew Website: http://warningzine.microsux.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Contacts: Editor: Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com Admin: cphifer@subdimension.com Advertising: cphifer@subdimension.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Editor Speaks ------------- We here at Warning Magazine appologize for the 2 issues of the zine that we missed putting together. Very frantic 2 weeks acctually. In the 2 weeks I has people email me and ask me why I had not published those weeks. If your really wanna know why it is cause I don't have any material. Non of you ever send anything in and I run out of ideas. So read this issue and be fucking happy. Because I posted it. Happy_Hardcor3 ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ AD: www.vinyldj.com [VinylDJ] ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Life ---- Life sucks. Life sucks. Life sucks. Life gets good for a little while. Life sucks. Life sucks. Life gets good for 3 days. Life sucks. Life sucks. Life sucks. Life just won't go away. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Dreams ------ I love to dream. I dream of you. Then dreams suck. Look what you put me through. Eat Shit. Go away. I dont want to think of you today. Everything was fine. You came along. Now here I am writing this poem. So all in all. I love you so much I hate you. But always remember it's your fault. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ AD: scene.textfiles.com The greatest source for GenerationX ASCII hounds. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ People ------ People suck. They really do. I feel sorry for them because they suck so bad. They are the most miserable thing God ever created. I am a person, so I was not blessed. I have to live around all this just as you do. I wouldn't be so depressed if people didn't make me that way. It is like thats what people are here for is to depress the shit out of eachother. The water that comes out of the faucet makes me happier than people. The only people that make me smile are my mom, sister, and friends. Only the close friends though. Why? Because they are just like me. They think people are miserable. People=Shit. Thats the fucking truth. The truth is out there. Fuck off. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ To sumit articles to Warning Zine. Email them to Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com. We are looking for lots of submissions. We would also like you to let your friends know about Warning. If you would like to advertise send to the advertising address given. Thank You For Reading Warning!