__ __ /\ \ __/\ \ __ \ \ \/\ \ \ \ __ _ __ ___ /\_\ ___ __ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /'__`\ /\`'__\/' _ `\/\ \ /' _ `\ /'_ `\ \ \ \_/ \_\ \/\ \L\.\_\ \ \/ /\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ `\___x___/\ \__/.\_\\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____ \ '\/__//__/ \/__/\/_/ \/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/___L\ \ /\____/ \_/__/ Issue 12, 1/24/2003 Written by: The Warning Crew Copyright © 2003 The Warning Crew Website: http://warningzine.microsux.com Contacts: Editor: Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com Admin: cphifer@subdimension.com Advertising: cphifer@subdimension.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Editor Speaks ------------- It's been ages since you have heard from your jolly old editor and finally I return to make all your lives a living hell once again I am taking a break from the studio and at the request of an old pal the BMC am writing you lovely lifeless prunes a batch of text to make your lives as interesting as mine. Happy_Hardcor3 ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ AD: The Neo-Comintern www.neo-comintern.com ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Last Year ----------- So it's my last year in the horrid prison of Detroit High. I am very proud I am leaving the go forsaken hell hole soon. I don't think I could take anymore of all the bull shit. It's very seriously like living in hell. I hate everyone in my class except for like 4 or 5 people. The largest amount of them are rednecks that ride tractors foir fun and fuck goes for entertainment. Gruesome hell bound little town. I am moving to Dallas to live amongst people. People with real lives. I am going to film school to be a producer so I can show my artistic interest visually. I am currently looking for someone to do some screenwriting. The best story wins, but it must be a voluntary script cause I'm a broke bastard. THE END ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ Descriptions of some of the more common aliens. ------------------------------------------------- Greys Most common of the EBE's seen on earth. The standard Gray stands about 3-4ft tall, generally having a Gray/white complication. Most notable are the extremely large oval eyes, lack of a nose per say, slit mouth, and large over sized oval head. Possible reasoning for this appearance? These traits may be the result of evolutionary development in their own star system. Lets explore this possibility for just a moment. Firstly the large black oval eyes are generally the product of a species being nocturnal. The blackness of the eyes allows for the absorption of all available light thus giving the species better nocturnal sight. Second the eyes are orientated front allowing for stereoscopic vision, thus generating depth perception so that the alien can see through walls. The large head may be a result of the shrinkage of the body but not the brain, or could be a result of protein deficiency. Thus type of mal-formation can be seen extensively throughout the third world. The nose may be a result not need the nasal sensory capability anymore, thus the nose becomes a vestigial organ and shrinks, same with the mouth and ears. Finally the lack of a digestive track, produced through the genetic engineering of their bodies to produce a feeding mechanism that requires the absorption of protein through the skin. Reptilians These Aliens are proportional in size to modern humans. They have a snake like or lizard appearance. The information about these creatures varies from source to source. Supposedly they consider Earth their ancient outpost and want to have complete control over it because their planet is becoming unable to adequately support life. The Greys are supposedly subservient to the Reptilians Nordics The Nordics are a race of Alien visitors that share common features. They look very similar to the average human execpt a little taller and heavier. They are reported, by people who have seen them, to be very muscular and in excellent physical shape. They derive their name from the fact that they resemble the Scandinavians. Many of the encounters that occur with these aliens seem to be pleasant. People report that the Nordics are here to somehow watch over and help guide us into a new plane of existence. Others report that the Nordics have had some kind of conflict with the Greys in the past. ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ AD: www.bennettstation.com Get All Funked Up Like We Do Down South! ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ So you wanna be a text superstar? ----------------------------------- The top 10 ways to become a text superstar: 10.research 9.write 8.publish 7.push 6.advertise 5.submit 4.shout 3.sleep 2.learn the english language 1.move to canada(everything is cool when it comes for Canada now ex. Avril Lavigne, Linkn Park, and Sum41) ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ To submit articles to Warning Zine. Email them to Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com. We are looking for lots of submissions. We would also like you to let your friends know about Warning. If you would like to advertise send to the advertising address given. Thank You For Reading Warning!