| | | | | | /\ | | | | | | | | | | | \| |/ | | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | | | || | | | | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Issue Volume 2(Oct/Nov 2004) Contributing Writers: Spam Man Sam, Maniak, -CAphr34k-, Lucky 225, Stalins Sidekick . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNCLE SAM WANTS j00! If you live in Canada(or anywhere) and you have some h/p knowledge email spammansam@gmail.com We are PLA Canada now! W00t Table o Contents Foo! 1)Since Last Time - Maniak 2)What to do if your pr0n collection is found-Spam Man Sam 3)An old-school guide to fucking with people-CAphr34k- 4)Caller ID Spoofing Through TELUS-Lucky 225 5)Hacking Telus Pay and Talk-Stalins Sidekick 6)Hacking catalouge computers in chain stores, specifically Sportmart-SMS 8)Letters TO Das Editor!!!!!!! 9)Conclusion Wow, issue No. 2, the sophomore issue...already our contributor base and hopefully our fan base are growing. Lets be honest issue number one wasn't so good, but this issue will be better, I promise, in fact I guarantee it(whatever-sms). This issue should have some pretty stellar content. There's not much else to say excpet join our damn group by e-mailing Sam. Identify the movie quote while you're at it. Maybe if you're the first to get it right Sam will be nice enough to give you a free gmail invite or something else cool. Don't expect much though, we're pretty lazy. Anyways, without further adieu here's the quote: "Stinks like sex in here!" No One got the last quote! It was so damn easy, it was from Starsky and Hutch! -Maniak *H/P NEWS BOARD:* ***************** BELL BEATS OUT FAVOURED TELUS TO SPONSOR 2010 OLYMPICS: Bell Canada has scored a big marketing coup, edging(eating ;)-sms) out local favourite Telus Corp. as the official telecommunications sponsor for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver/Whistler with a $200-million bid that greatly exceeded initial expectations. - www.theglobeandmail.com A thought to ponder: If Telus and Bell merged do you think they would call it Bellus? CANADA PAYPHONE CORPORATION BEING BOUGHT OUT: Canada Payphone Corporation (CPC) is in the process of finishing a deal with Globalive Inc. During Sept. 2004, CPC purchased all its outstanding shares from public shareholders for $0.02 per share and the CPC was delisted from the TSX and has become a subsidary of Globalive Inc. Globalive intends to merge the oper- ations of CPC into its other telecommunications services. - Yahoo Business FCC INSISTS FEDS SHOULD REGULATE VOIP prostoalex writes "FCC Chairman Michael Powell insists federal officials should be the only ones regulating VoIP, as trusting the Internet phone regulations to states would result in patchwork of conflicting legislature. Powell is a strong proponent of VoIP (and a Skype user), and considers it the technology that ignites (not competes with) telecom industry. Research shows that fewer than 1 millionn Americans use VoIP today, but that's expected to increase 12x by 2009." -Slashdot.org Verizon Taking FTTP Installation Orders ooglek writes: "Verizon is now qualifying and accepting installations for FTTP (Fiber To the Premises)! $39.95 for 5MB/2MB, $49.95 for 15MB/2MB, and $199.95 for 30MB/5MB. No word yet on whether Verizon will block ports (25, 80, etc) for incoming or outgoing traffic; with 2MB upload, I hope to basically run a small data center in my basement. Both phone and Internet will come through the fiber, and there is an unofficial rumor of video services as well by the end of this year. Got Fiber? My install date is November 2nd in Falls Church, VA (near DC). Several people in Keller, Texas have posted pictures and reported 14,679 kbps download and 1,794 kbps download speeds." -Slashdot.org Thought to ponder: Damn, I wonder how much porn you could download with one of those. **********************Stupid Site of the Nite****************************** Well, I have been scouring the internet since 1994 and during that time I have come across many websites that have been high in the fagg0ratry, retarted, and genreally stupid. So for this issue, I nominate http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/pm101 for the Stupid Site of the Nite. Tune in next month for a site even stupider! **********************And So its been Posted******************************** In this section, I visit some of the "big" message boards looking for hilarity laded posts. This Months was posted by the user "Quill" from Totse.com . The threads title was "Need help with shit covered ass". "oh fucks, ok here it goes. Last night I had some burritos, some spicy Chinese and some raspberries, and today I woke up with the worst killing stomach ache ever, it felt like my spine snapped in two and was sticking inside the stomach. So on the way to the toilet I saw a note on the table saying that my parents will be back in 3 hours. I went into the toilet to have the worst diarrhea I could have possibly ever had, with some gastric juice as well. My ass was exploding with shit and when I thought I was finally done 2 hours has gone by. I went to the roll holder only to find that NO PAPER WAS THERE! I was scared like shit when another gun shot was fired from my ass. I decided to make a run for the kitchen where the tissue box was, but before I did I took a look in the toilet. It looked like a big bear was slaughtered and the smell was so bad I covered my nose for the fear of lung cancer and having my alveoli corrupted. I run into the kitchen with shit dripping from my ass to find that THE TISSUE BOX IS EMPTY!!!! What the fuck should I do my parents are going to be here any minute, my ass looks like it's been shelled with nuclear bombs and painted brown, there's pieces of shit on the floor and the toilet needs to be detonated. Fuck Fuck FUCK!! Holy shit, what happened to me was crazy, I ran into my parents room to hide my naked and shit covered self in the only closet in the house (there's only one closet in the house), and I did it just in time too as the front door opened like 10 seconds later. the first thing I heard was my parents walking through putting the groceries on the table and then my mum let out a cry, that's when I think she saw the drops of blood and shit on the floor. they started calling for me and a few minutes later I heard my mum walk into the room and I was like FUCK, because there was stench coming out of my ass, and the inside of the closet was covered in shit and stank like a dead skunk run over by a garbage truck. I saw out of the keyhole that she looked inside and under their bed, and then she headed out, but just as she did I LET OUT ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASS EXPLOSIONS EVER. IT FELT LIKE AN ELEPHANT HAD FUCKED ME IN THE ASS FROM THE INSIDE, AND HAD TORN ME 3 NEW ASSHOLES. My mum was like "are you in here??? Hello??" and then she went away. 2 minutes later I heard my dad calling the cops, reporting a missing child and blood on the floor, and as I heard that I was like fuck I have to do something before the cops come and start searching the house and find me naked and covered in shit in my parents closet. I decided to take whatever I could find in the darkness and start wiping myself, and then I put on some pants I found in the dark and some sweater kind of thing and opened the closet door. I wanted to stop my parents calling the cops so I quickly made my way to them, and when they saw me, my mum stopped crying and my dad was like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUISINESS SUIT AND YOUR MOTHERS PINK SWEATER!?!?? LOOK YOU EVEN GOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER IT!!! They asked me where I have been and I said I went to the corner store to get some milk, and that all my clothes were dirty so I had to use theirs. They questioned the blood and shit on the floor and all over the toilet, I said as I was leaving the dog showed signs of sickness and probably couldn't make it outside to take a shit so it had exploded with shit. Holy shit, this was the most intense thing I have EVER BEEN THROUGH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I took a shower short after and threw the shit covered clothes I was wearing into the washing machine. The water in the shower was fucking brown and I changed the color of the floor of the shower. The lesson is, never, ever, eat raspberries kids." -Quill *********************What to do if your Pr0n is found**************************** Ah, so youve just spent the last few days downloading the Brianna Banks collection from IRC. Then that bitch of a Mother/Sister/Grandma is snooping on your pc and discovers the 5 GB folder "My Documents/Porn". Now the first thought probably going through your head is "fuck, damn, shit bitch, anal raping, cunt-face!". Well doing that and panicking is only going to add more troubles to your current predicement. What you need to do is calm down, and remember those social enginnering skills you used to convince that Wal-Mart operator to let you own the intercom. 1)Deny, Deny, Deny Make up a story that Dad/Friend your Parents Dont Like/ Brother was using your computer and downloaded all of that shit. 2)If your Parents are the computer retarted, say that you miss spelt a URL and a consequcne of that was a Trojan being installed on your PC. Say that the individual who installed this trojan used your PC to act as a porn web host. 3) Ignore it. Just Say, "Mom, Im a 17 year old heterosexual male who cannot get any action. What do you expect me to do? Now go back to your vibrator". The most important point is to remain calm. If you panic you will start to spit out un comprehensiable sentences. Then your parents will know your lying and take away your PC and submit you to e-sodomy. Just Remember, DONT PANIC. Now fuck off and read the next article. I really hope nobody took this article seriously. **************An Old School Guide to Fucking With Foo's********************* phucking with people 1. order 8 pizzas to the phuckers house 2. fone a plumber to the house 3. cancel credit cards 4. Order the Local Destruction company to destroy there house/workplace 5. Cancel their phone service 6. Change their phone number 7. Phone it a resignation for them to their workplace 8. Steal their mail. 9. Mail a bomb threat to local mall, singed by them *************************** * Phucking with their car * *************************** 1. slice their tires 2. spraypaint "OMG HAX!", "FUCK YOU", or "FAGGOT" on the car 3. put a tampon, sand, and sugar in their gas tank 4. break a window (save for last) LOAD! 5. If they happen to have their windows open, throw a giant flaming shit in there. 6. Apparently bleach does wonders in the gas tank...wonderful things like FUXOR!!! the engine. ****************************** * Phucking with them at work * ****************************** 1. call their work asking for the manager, when the manager gets the fone, say " HEY! THAT NIGGA *name here* NEEDS TO GIVE MY MY MUTHAFUCKIN' CRACK BY FO'. IF NOT I'M GOIN' TO KILL THAT LIL' BITCH! *HANG-UP* Call back in about 10 min. ask for the manager again, when he gets the fone, say *in girls voice* "Hey,how you doin' it's kelly and i got *insert name*'s money and he can swing by to pick up little joey at 10:00p.m. OK? bye-bye babie *click* go and phuck with the people NOW! ****************************** * Fax Back * ****************************** Its quite simple when you think about it. Phone this number, follow the instructions on the line then enter the victims number. Just make shure you do it from a payphone. Revengeful Hilarity Ensured! Numbers: 908-859-6911 800-955-DOS6 716-832-3676 1-800-925-ROBO 1-800-227-5638 (ext 261) 1-800-227-5638 (ext 262) 1-800-666-7841 CNN World News Fax Line(dont know why the hell I included this): 1-404-681-3578 (mention West Coast Phreakers, or dont) -CAphr34k-(revised by Spam Man Sam) *********************Called ID Spoofing with Telus****************************** Telus' toll-free "dial-around" is 800-646-0000, by simply calling this number with an ANI-fail you can give the operator any number as where you are calling from. Telus is odd, in that they keep upgrading and downgrading there dial-around call center, you used to be able to call any toll-free number through the Telus operator and it would pass whatever number you gave the operator as ANI to the toll-free number you called, now it apears that they have new toll-free trunks that only pass ANI-fails to toll-free numbers, and you can not call MCI owned toll-free numbers for some reason either. Never-the-less, the ANI is still passed when you call a long distance number through Telus dial-around service and the ANI is also used as Caller ID So by simply causing an ANI-fail to Telus dial-around service you can spoof Caller ID to anyone you want to call, not only that if the person you are calling is in the same area as the number you are spoofing, the NAME and number shows up on the caller ID display. To cause an ANI fail to Telus all you have to do is op-divert to 800-646-0000 or dial 10-10-288-0 and touch tone 800-646-0000 when AT&T comes on the line. You can social engineer the Telus operator to place "test calls" for you which is a free call w/ no billing, you simply tell the Telus operator at the beginning of the call that you are a "Telus technician" calling from [number to spoof] and need her to place a "Test call" to [number to call]. Telus is not the only telephone company that has this type of dial-around system, AT&T used this in the past though they didn't use spoofed ANI as Caller ID, and there are a few other phone companies out there besides Telus that you can also use this trick on. Of course, the social engineer will probably become ineffective in the following weeks to come, though it has been several weeks since H2K2 and I placed a few "test calls" just the other day. However, the spoofed caller ID also shows up on collect calls(though I think you can only call people in Canada collect with this service), third party billing (would you accept a third party bill call if the caller ID said your girlfriends number and the op said she was the one placing the call? :)), and calling card calls, so you could even legitamatily spoof Caller ID if you had a Telus calling card, however the rates are prtetty expensive, though you can get one if you have Telus as your local phone company or if you live outside Canada you can pay with a credit card, call 1-800-308-2222 to order one. The sad thing is that ANI spoofing and Caller ID spoofing is so easy, yet many companies use ANI and Caller ID as a security feature, for example I got a credit card in the mail once that the only verification you needed to activate it was to call from your "home phone". It didn't ask for the last 4 of my SSN or anything else, had the card been mis-delivered to my neighbor or I accidently through it away anyone could have easily spoofed ANI and activated the card without me knowing it. Hopefully this will make everyone more aware that ANI and Caller ID should not be relied on as where you are really calling from. ****************************Hacking TELUS Pay and Talk***************************** INTRODUCTION: I'm sure everyone who owns a phone (land line or cellular) would be very happy to be able to make long distance phone calls where the phone company gets stuck with their billing system's thumb up it's ass because someone learned how to confuse it. Well, it just so happens that I found a way to do just that. I will detail what you need below, and then I will describe how exactly I figured it out, and what you need to do to do it yourself. It's actually very easy, I can't believe that Telus fucked up so badly with their system. WHAT YOU NEED: 1. A cell phone would be nice, (digital is probably best, it might work with analogue phones but I don't have one so couldn't tell ya if it will or not) 2. Being signed up with Telus's Pay and Talk plan. (Please note that I am in southern Alberta, so I can't tell ya if this works elsewhere. Try it and find out.) 3. Having Evenings and Weekends (one of the add-on features available for $25 a month on Pay and Talk) Remember, that Pay and Talk means that the plan is totally flexable. That means that you don't need to lock into a constant evenings and weekends plan. If you don't buy it for the month, you just don't have it until you add it, and it's valid for 30 days after you add it on. 4. Was there something else, nope, thats all. A mouth to talk with and an ear to listen, and maybe a finger to punch buttons and you're set. HOW I FIGURED THIS ONE OUT: It all started when I was dating this bitch long distance. The opposite sex seems to have a way of making one do almost anything. Well, this was an issue of (pay big ass bills to those bastards at Telus so that I could be on the phone with my EX-GF (something which can't be avoided without serious female bitching because of the lack of communication), or indirectly still talking to a very bitchy EX-GF, but at the same time, kindly telling Telus to go fuck themselves while I make several hours free use out of their system. I discovered it by accident really, and when I found it I couldn't believe what I had going. I'd phoned her for the usual big bill of the day, but I decided to block my number before calling. At this time I restricted the call times to about 10 minutes max. At the end of the call I hung up first, and she hung up after. I checked my minutes and "WHAT THE FUCK!!! I DIDN'T GET CHARGED FOR THAT CALL!" So lets just say that Telus lost about on average of 1 or 2, sometimes 3 hours a day to my little exploit, which must not have made them happy at all. And, if you're lucky, and she'll give ya it, you might even get some free phone action!!! For anyone that has to sink to that, hey, it beats $5 a minute to listen to some whore tell it to ya over the phone. Not that this bitch wasn't a whore, I mean, I put the phone down one time to go and get a drink, and I guess she decided to kiss the phone, and she was kissing it for probably 5 or 10 minutes while I was gone, because when I picked up the phone again when I got back, she was still at it. Ok, so I don't know why you'd want to know that, just sayin that the pros aren't always the best. Ok, enough chatter, heres how you can do it. Really, you can. 1. Punch in the number like this "*671403xxxxxxx" (No dumbass, you don't put the quotes "" in it, just whats inside them and yes yes, the xxxxxxx part is the phone number, not real x's.) 2. Press talk or send or whatever the hell your cell's call button is. 3. "blah blah blah" away as long as you want. 4. Make sure that you hang up before your other person does. And thats it, a free call, courtesy of Telus. Make sure you test it first before you try making any extravagant calls with it. Remember that the number has to be blocked with *67 and you have to hang up first for it to work. On a land line, you have to dial *67 and wait for a dial tone to dial the number, but not on a cellular phone. It's all one string, and call blocking is free. Oh ya, one other thing, it does not work to phone another cell phone. It only works to phone land lines. I found this out the hard way. ***********************Hacking Catalouge Computers******************************* I noticed this sizable security flaw at the computer the allows you to view Sportmart's catalogue in Sport Mart in the Duncan mall. I was bored as hell that day, so I drifted aimlessly around the vile and alcohol stanched Duncan mall. These catalogue computers are found in many stores, namely SportMart, Sportcheck, Chapters, Walmart, and Home Depot. Walking up to it I immediately hit CTRL+ALT+Delete which gave me a Windows 2000 security screen that had everything shaded off sans cancel. So, with this option gone I turned to trying to right click on the page, and to my surprise it worked. Even further to my surprise it let me View the source in notepad. Doing this brought up notepad with the code of the website. So then I erased the code and added in Google then saved it as openme.html in the default directory it proved. Then I proceeded to go to open find the file in the open box, right click- open with selected internet explorer. To my abash I saw the google logo, then the search box.. Looking around, I saw one of the disgruntled Sport Mart employees looking at me in a cautious and odd way. In my haste I typed goatse into the search box, opened up the goatse page then fled. From a safe distance out of the store I saw that employee approach the computer, look at it for a second then turn away with a disgusted look on her face. NOTE: This procedure may also work on the terminal outside the National Geographic Store in the Royal BC Muesam in Victoria. **************************Letters to Das editor!!!!********************************** DO YOU LIKE HARDCORE PORN? IF YOUR ANSWER IS YES CLICK HERE TO SATISFY YOUR URGE!!www.vesta-ex.com Dear You, I never write letters like this, but since there is no option stated for a "no" response to your question, in your case, I'll make an exception. No. I most certainly do not like hardcore porn... however, I simply adore softcore pornography... really softcore... like old married couples holding hands and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes with the quiet intensity that shows a true bond that can weather time and adversity. Oh my god, I am hard as a fucking rock now! I'd imagine that such a description would put anyone in the same state who has half an imagination and a penis. Do you have any porn sites handy where I can find pictures of that sort of thing? Like a woman in 20s garb with a dainty yellow parasol sitting in a park on a bench coyly observing a man wearing suspenders and a light, summery pair of dress pants in the distance?.... uhhhhh-hhhuuhhhhu....Wow, I just soiled myself. Where could I ever find anything like that??? Jon WATCH HOT HORNY WOMEN MASTERBATE AND DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND CAN IMAGE! WATCH LIVE HOT HARDCORE SEX!! GET INSTANT ACCESS TO THE BEST HARDCORE SEX ACTION ON THE PLANET GUARANTEED!! THIS SITE IS VERY HARDCORE SO YOU MUST BE OVER 18 Also you can get VHS or DVD video,please e-mail request to jamey@vesta-ex.com *******************************Conclusion************************************ Well, the 2nd issue is in the bag. I redesinged the site to launch at the same time the issue does. This month alone weve recived 600 hits! Woot!!! Oh, and if anyone lives in Stewart, BC and is reading this please email us: we have a mission for you. Also, I tried to make it to the Netwerked Meeting in Victoria last friday, but I was unsecsessful. Coming Next Month: New Layout Story From Inside the Cell: Getting Busted for phreaking The History of Warez And much more(planned editorial content is subject to change) -WCP