fuck you (y0lk #34) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- fuck you. no, really, fuck you. i haven't written a y0lk in a while, and it's mainly because of the experiences i've had in the zine scene lately (all, of course, taking place on the infamous IRC and y0lknet!@# [shameless plug]). anyway. i was on irc. and like, tut, rattle, hal08, and a few other regulars were there. oh yeah, pip too (this was a while ago). anyway, firstly, i had never heard of some net that they were talking about, which was supposed to be 'THE' zine net. oh my gawd, i didn't know the name! LAYMUR!@#*(!&@# so they banned me from #zines (pip did). anyway, ok, so pip calms down and lets me back in, in all of my lameness. then i said 'the zine scene is pointless.' because it is. who the fuck cares about this stupid zine sheeit. i just write em, just to talk. i dunno. no big deal, i'm not really getting anything out of it. anyway. tut got really angry instantly, and thus, i was banned for the rest of the night (that was the last time i was on #zines in the past few weeks, i believe, too). you know what? this really does piss me off. the zine scene are supposed to be the people that have basically been 'through all the otehr scenes.' the zine scene people are supposed to hate the elite guys, the ansi guys, etc.. they're supposed to be the most intelligent, the most open to ideas, etc. you know what? they're not. they're the same bunch of uptight assholes that are in every other scene. it pisses me off. just because i don't know about some stupid k-rad net, i get booted. that's ridiculous. oh yeah!@ another thing, rattle said i was a 'bandwagon' laymur. i don't deny it. i prefer to look at it as my evolution, though. i started out not knowing ANYTHING about ANYTHING in the elite scene. then i sorta learned a little, then got caught up in the art scene, went back to elite, got caught up in hpavc, etc.. that cycle went on, going from elite to art to hpavc. until i realized how stupid all of them were. now i just get what i need from each scene (ie, if i need a util, i'll call up a warez board i still have access to, or if i want the new aciddraw i'll call an art board, etc..) anyway, my other point is that rattle is also a 'bandwagon' laymur. in fact, most people are. what's the big deal? he did the same shit i did. at one point his board was very arty, then he got some more warez for it, and now he's apparently the zine-god. well fuck that. don't throw stones when yer living in glass houses, biznatch. welp, i'm glad i got that off my chest. i hope i get some response to this, too. i would've liked to have argued all of this in #zines, but, alas, i was banned. and, yes, i'm bitter. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- .s&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&s. $ ## $ title $ author $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ 01 $ the other white meat $ creed $ $ 02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed $ $ 03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. $ creed $ $ 04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin $ creed $ $ 05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food $ creed $ $ 06 $ pour cement down my anus $ hooch $ $ 07 $ hail santa! $ creed $ $ 08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? $ hooch $ $ 09 $ lunchables rock. $ creed $ $ 10 $ t-shirts and toejam $ bedlam $ $ 11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview $ hooch $ $ 12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta] $ hooch $ $ 13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ $ hooch $ $ 14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink $ phorce $ $ 15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness $ creed $ $ 16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina $ creed $ $ 17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you? $ hooch $ $ 18 $ lemmings $ phorce $ $ 19 $ the science of astrology $ belial $ $ 20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene $ cd/h0 $ $ 21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!? $ phorce $ $ 22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself $ creed $ $ 23 $ citrus fruits for sale $ phorce $ $ 24 $ group masturbation $ belial $ $ 25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs $ creed $ $ 26 $ catering for the warez eleet $ phorce $ $ 27 $ brief mental pause $ belial $ $ 28 $ the army day camp $ belial $ $ 29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day $ creed $ $ 30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings $ hooch $ $ 31 $ mentos! the freedom giver! $ mercuri $ $ 32 $ ramblings of a poseur $ bedlam $ $ 33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan. $ creed $ $ 34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines $ hooch $ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et cetera. woog. mindcrime is an official y0lk member.