(-------(y0lk number forty-two)---------------------------------------------) i'd just like to clear up a few things first (after reading dto number six) [a] y0lk releases, oh, about every week. (if that) [b] y0lk does suck. [c] dto is fucking awesome. just thought i'd like to clear that up. i've never really read any dto's until about a week ago. i read them all in one night, and god, they were fucking awesome. highlights: that cheeze dude's 'in the ghetto' story eerie's editorials that leeza talk show episode those are the best dto moments, no question about it. (-------(fidonet)-----------------------------------------------------------) does anybody out there read fidonet? you should. it can be, sometimes, very amusing. i read the bbs_carnival echo quite often (bbs software discussion). there are basically two things discussed. [1] telegard vs. renegade [2] why 3l1t3 H4qU0RZ SuQ@! it gets sickening. i never realized how stupid people that had never really been exposed to any scene besides the pd scene were about everything outside of it. the people are so fucking ignorant. 'anybody that is running obv/2 is a fucking elite dork.' i couldn't believe it!@ obv/2 is a COMMERCIAL PRODUCT, and the people think that because lots of art boards run it, it's only for elite people. however, they have no argument for why so many elite boards run pcboard. grr.. idiots. (-------(internet)----------------------------------------------------------) i recently got an internet hookup to my board (so to speak). it is obviously not full internet, nor a direct connection, but nonetheless, it is still very cool. what it is: unlimited newsgroups, and user@erebus.magsystems.com internet email address's for all the users on my board. why this is cool: newsgroups are really cool. i love alt.ascii-art (i think that's what it's called..) and alt.fan.howard.stern. there are thousands of newsgroups that you can request. very cool. it's also cool because you can have, hypothetically, as many internet email address's as you want.. i can just make a new user on my board, say DOODIE-HEAD. if somebody sends internet email to DOODIE-HEAD@erebus.magsystems.com, it goes into his mailbox. i think it's pretty cool to be able to make an 'internet address' whenever you want (not that i do..). heh. it's also cool because the email is FAST. well, enough about the internet. btw, if you want any more info on this, send email to hooch@erebus.magsystems.com.. ;> (-------(windows)-----------------------------------------------------------) grr. i tried to install win95 on my server last week, and it didn't work. grrr!! i got lantastic working, but for some fucking reason, the chipset that was shipped with the dell p90's when i got them is slightly incompatible with win95. what does that mean, you might ask? well, it means, basically, that a modem will not work properly under dos applications under win95. that means - you guessed it - my mailer won't initialize, and neither will terminate. ugh!! i wanna play games!@@# oh well, warp is stable. and i like it, too. i just got object desktop for it, hopefully that will be cool. but i still wanna play games. (-------(y0lknet)-----------------------------------------------------------) ya'll should join y0lknet. it's a small net, but very quality. trip and misfit's board "pOo!@" is in it, as is mindcrime's "alderAAn" and belial's "avalon." the whq is erebus.. to join y0lknet, call erebus at 201-762-1373, or email hooch@erebus.magsystems.com. join! join! ;> (-------(index-me)----------------------------------------------------------) .s&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&s. $ ## $ title $ author $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ 01 $ the other white meat $ creed $ $ 02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed $ $ 03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. $ creed $ $ 04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin $ creed $ $ 05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food $ creed $ $ 06 $ pour cement down my anus $ hooch $ $ 07 $ hail santa! $ creed $ $ 08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? $ hooch $ $ 09 $ lunchables rock. $ creed $ $ 10 $ t-shirts and toejam $ bedlam $ $ 11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview $ hooch $ $ 12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta] $ hooch $ $ 13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ $ hooch $ $ 14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink $ phorce $ $ 15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness $ creed $ $ 16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina $ creed $ $ 17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you? $ hooch $ $ 18 $ lemmings $ phorce $ $ 19 $ the science of astrology $ belial $ $ 20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene $ cd/h0 $ $ 21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!? $ phorce $ $ 22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself $ creed $ $ 23 $ citrus fruits for sale $ phorce $ $ 24 $ group masturbation $ belial $ $ 25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs $ creed $ $ 26 $ catering for the warez eleet $ phorce $ $ 27 $ brief mental pause $ belial $ $ 28 $ the army day camp $ belial $ $ 29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day $ creed $ $ 30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings $ hooch $ $ 31 $ mentos! the freedom giver! $ mercuri $ $ 32 $ ramblings of a poseur $ bedlam $ $ 33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan $ creed $ $ 34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines $ hooch $ $ 35 $ apples, oranges, and pears $ phorce $ $ 36 $ the little cultist that couldn't $ creed $ $ 37 $ careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate $ creed $ $ 38 $ snowday $ phorce $ $ 39 $ creed is g0d $ creed $ $ 40 $ big hurt is ruler of the earth $ bighurt $ $ 41 $ dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue $ bighurt $ $ 42 $ bbs softwares/internet $ hooch $ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et cetera. woog. mindcrime is an official y0lk member.