--(y0lk)----------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #63: ELiTE LiT from the master himself ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BaLLiSTiCK oF TYPHoiD PReSeNTS: BLeeD.LiT, a TYPHoiD PRoDuCTioN. yeah, so i used to write poems for ansi groups. everyone has a past. for those who didn't already know, i didn't just pick up a computer one day and start writing e-zines. i followed a long, traumatic progression of computer activity. from door games, to warez, to lit, to ansi, to ascii, and THEN to my current situation. so all i am today, all that i stand for in the C0MPUT3R UNDERGR0UND, is all just one big accident. good for me. looking back on my humiliating past, i figured it would be a good idea to release some of my old poems in a y0lk issue. so here i am, and here it is. on with the issue. just a note before i start... this isn't even close to all the LiT i've released, just a randomly-selected compilation. if anyone's actually interested, maybe someday i'll release my entire poetry archive. or whatever i can find. and one more thing: remember i was only 10-13 years old when i was writing this stuff, so go easy on me =) --(dark)----------------------------------------------------------------------- uhh, dark. i dunno. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- close to death all is grey hold my breath now I pray all alone i see a face eyes like stone death I can taste am i dead? is this a dream? all is red. none is what it seems. a cold chill a dim light a fresh kill on a cold night i lose my hope i then let go death is near... that i know my stream of life shall disappear no battles fought no struggles here and then it ends there is no more my soul slips by i close the door. --(birth of the dark one)------------------------------------------------------ look. the satan theme traces back into my earlier days. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alone at night A dim light The mother forlorn When the devil was born She cries and cries Tears of blood In her eyes Evil she must love She looks in fear With the softness of lace The devil looks back At its mother's face Its eyes light up When it all becomes real It strikes its mother down His fate was sealed. --(emperor)-------------------------------------------------------------------- let's be crude & angry for a moment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All hail me The emperor of shit Look at all my crap As i control you with it My kingdom of dirt Is the realm of the naive Here is my shit Get down on your knees And in your dreams You pray and wish "One day I'll have a kingdom of shit." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- uhm, yeah. i decided to release a whole bunch of these and split the files into three parts, so, y0lk #'s 63-65 will be stupid poetry. yay me. --(index)---------------------------------------------------------------------- .d&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&b. $ ## $ title $ author $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ 01 $ the other white meat $ creed $ $ 02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed $ $ 03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. $ creed $ $ 04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin $ creed $ $ 05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food $ creed $ $ 06 $ pour cement down my anus $ hooch $ $ 07 $ hail santa! $ creed $ $ 08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? $ hooch $ $ 09 $ lunchables rock. $ creed $ $ 10 $ t-shirts and toejam $ bedlam $ $ 11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview $ hooch $ $ 12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta] $ hooch $ $ 13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ $ hooch $ $ 14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink $ phorce $ $ 15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness $ creed $ $ 16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina $ creed $ $ 17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you? $ hooch $ $ 18 $ lemmings $ phorce $ $ 19 $ the science of astrology $ belial $ $ 20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene $ cd/h0 $ $ 21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!? $ phorce $ $ 22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself $ creed $ $ 23 $ citrus fruits for sale $ phorce $ $ 24 $ group masturbation $ belial $ $ 25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs $ creed $ $ 26 $ catering for the warez eleet $ phorce $ $ 27 $ brief mental pause $ belial $ $ 28 $ the army day camp $ belial $ $ 29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day $ creed $ $ 30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings $ hooch $ $ 31 $ mentos! the freedom giver! $ mercuri $ $ 32 $ ramblings of a poseur $ bedlam $ $ 33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan $ creed $ $ 34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines $ hooch $ $ 35 $ apples, oranges, and pears $ phorce $ $ 36 $ the little cultist that couldn't $ creed $ $ 37 $ careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate $ creed $ $ 38 $ snowday $ phorce $ $ 39 $ creed is g0d $ creed $ $ 40 $ big hurt is ruler of the earth $ bighurt $ $ 41 $ dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue $ bighurt $ $ 42 $ bbs softwares/internet $ hooch $ $ 43 $ abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! $ creed $ $ 44 $ mogel's own very special personalized $1 y0lk issue $ phorce $ $ 45 $ your burro is no jackass! $ creed $ $ 46 $ rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars $ creed $ $ 47 $ outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers $ creed $ $ 48 $ Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off $ creed $ $ 49 $ 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life $ creed $ $ 50 $ the best of the worst $ creed $ $ 51 $ the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave $ trip $ $ 52 $ ode to my feet $ creed $ $ 53 $ hopelessly lost $ poots $ $ 54 $ the schoolhouse r0x!# $ phorce $ $ 55 $ campbell's chicken-noodle soup omen of death $ creed $ $ 56 $ dead cats $ juke $ $ 57 $ my inner taco $ handle $ $ 58 $ my place, or yours? $ mercuri $ $ 59 $ how to really use that spiffy monopoly money $ lumpy $ $ 60 $ struggle wif the giant pink elephant $ lucifer $ $ 61 $ why did the chicken cross the road? $ insane $ $ 62 $ y0lk test pattern $ mutter $ $ 63 $ ELiTE LiT from the master himself $ creed $ "T$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$T" --(infoez)--------------------------------------------------------------------- if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et cetera. phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk. phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware! mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz he's just so damn wacky-ass. creed is god. get used to it. email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep. to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad. 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