--(y0lk)----------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #64: creed's k-rad lit archives, volume two ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- uhh, more poems. i hope you enjoy them, which you won't, so... i apologize in advance, i guess. --(morbid state)--------------------------------------------------------------- heh. my dad found this handwritten on the floor and asked me about it. not a very comfortable situation for me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sitting here still enraged normal life becomes a haze must destroy must devour i must kill until the final hour there is no heaven there is no hell nothing's poor nothing's well who am i who are you what is old what is new there is no life there is no death it all is here but nothing's left i do not love i do not hate i simply live in a morbid state. --(appendix)------------------------------------------------------------------- here's a little humor for you. i was feeling a little giddy when i wrote this, i suppose. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scalpel. Scissors. Forceps. Gun. Appendectomies are fun! Cut that motherfucker up, Tear his ass apart. Rip that bastard's colon out! (Death by internal fart) "Jones, don't pull that thing too hard!" "Jones, you fucking twit!" "Jones, that thing don't twist that way!" "Don't do that, man.... OH, SHIT. --(realm of kaos)-------------------------------------------------------------- apocalyptic stuff. and, yeah, i spelled 'kaos' wrong intentionally. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The midnight sky lit up with fire Missiles in the air Welcome to this foul realm Enter if you dare. There is no hope for those of you That choose this place to dwell The ReaLM oF KaoS, my poor friend Is one large living hell. We've seen it all, we don't fear death There's nothing left to fear We know the fight will surely end We know the end is near. Blood doth drip from my bare hands I just did kill a man In deep red oceans, filled with blood Is where that i now stand. I scream out loud into the air But no one hears my cry Or maybe it's that they don't care They know the end it nigh Escape is futile in this realm There's no one left to save us Please, god save me from this land, This deathly ReaLM oF KaoS! --(index)---------------------------------------------------------------------- .d&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&b. $ ## $ title $ author $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ 01 $ the other white meat $ creed $ $ 02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed $ $ 03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. $ creed $ $ 04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin $ creed $ $ 05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food $ creed $ $ 06 $ pour cement down my anus $ hooch $ $ 07 $ hail santa! $ creed $ $ 08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? $ hooch $ $ 09 $ lunchables rock. $ creed $ $ 10 $ t-shirts and toejam $ bedlam $ $ 11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview $ hooch $ $ 12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta] $ hooch $ $ 13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ $ hooch $ $ 14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink $ phorce $ $ 15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness $ creed $ $ 16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina $ creed $ $ 17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you? $ hooch $ $ 18 $ lemmings $ phorce $ $ 19 $ the science of astrology $ belial $ $ 20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene $ cd/h0 $ $ 21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!? $ phorce $ $ 22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself $ creed $ $ 23 $ citrus fruits for sale $ phorce $ $ 24 $ group masturbation $ belial $ $ 25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs $ creed $ $ 26 $ catering for the warez eleet $ phorce $ $ 27 $ brief mental pause $ belial $ $ 28 $ the army day camp $ belial $ $ 29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day $ creed $ $ 30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings $ hooch $ $ 31 $ mentos! the freedom giver! $ mercuri $ $ 32 $ ramblings of a poseur $ bedlam $ $ 33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan $ creed $ $ 34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines $ hooch $ $ 35 $ apples, oranges, and pears $ phorce $ $ 36 $ the little cultist that couldn't $ creed $ $ 37 $ careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate $ creed $ $ 38 $ snowday $ phorce $ $ 39 $ creed is g0d $ creed $ $ 40 $ big hurt is ruler of the earth $ bighurt $ $ 41 $ dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue $ bighurt $ $ 42 $ bbs softwares/internet $ hooch $ $ 43 $ abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! $ creed $ $ 44 $ mogel's own very special personalized $1 y0lk issue $ phorce $ $ 45 $ your burro is no jackass! $ creed $ $ 46 $ rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars $ creed $ $ 47 $ outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers $ creed $ $ 48 $ Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off $ creed $ $ 49 $ 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life $ creed $ $ 50 $ the best of the worst $ creed $ $ 51 $ the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave $ trip $ $ 52 $ ode to my feet $ creed $ $ 53 $ hopelessly lost $ poots $ $ 54 $ the schoolhouse r0x!# $ phorce $ $ 55 $ campbell's chicken-noodle soup omen of death $ creed $ $ 56 $ dead cats $ juke $ $ 57 $ my inner taco $ handle $ $ 58 $ my place, or yours? $ mercuri $ $ 59 $ how to really use that spiffy monopoly money $ lumpy $ $ 60 $ struggle wif the giant pink elephant $ lucifer $ $ 61 $ why did the chicken cross the road? $ insane $ $ 62 $ y0lk test pattern $ mutter $ $ 63 $ ELiTE LiT from the master himself $ creed $ $ 64 $ creed's k-rad lit archives, volume two $ creed $ "T$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$T" --(infoez)--------------------------------------------------------------------- if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et cetera. phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk. phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware! mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz he's just so damn wacky-ass. creed is god. get used to it. email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep. to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad. 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