--(y0lk)----------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #65: UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- aren't you getting tired of this yet? --(slaughterhouse)------------------------------------------------------------- hehe... this was my first k-rad lit. i still think it's pretty funny. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blood is dripping from my teeth, Sweat drips off my brow I just went to the slaughterhouse And ripped apart a cow I know that most you people use A chainsaw or a gun But what my problem is with that It's Just not any fun! First I like to mangle it Then I like to maim Then I shatter all its bones And make the moo-cow lame I take the scissors from my bag And then the cow doth shudder For what I am about to do Is rip apart his udder! By now, I hope, the cow is dead My victory so sweet But what I need at that point Is a quarter pound of meat! I do not use a knife or fork, I just begin to chew I do think that this gentle beast Has mooed its final moo... --(stabbed)-------------------------------------------------------------------- uhm, i dunno. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have been shot I have been stabbed There's no escape From what i've had I try to feel But there's no pain Wish i could hurt Am i insane? These numbing scolds Of higher ones These wretched cries Killed a thousand sons But all the hurt Becomes a haze Over and over A thousand Days The wound won't heal It's much too late I struggle hard To dodge my fate I've killed myself But i can't die And hopes and dreams Become the lies I wish you luck My hopeful friend You live your joy As I reach the end. --(untitled)------------------------------------------------------------------- uhh, i think this poem has something to do with some hallucinogen. i don't know. weird. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hopeless little fuck Living off of dirt Buried in this muck Buried in this hurt Maybe he is gifted Maybe he is strong Maybe this young shit has Never done us wrong Maybe he should die Maybe i'm a fascist Living off of lies Trapped in this elastic Look at all the bugs Falling off the ceiling Maybe i'm just nuts Maybe this has meaning Shoes are filled with blood Making all my socks red Maybe slinging mud Maybe throwing hot lead Teeth are falling out Crumbling into paper Maybe scream or shout Maybe i should hate her When i was a dog I blew up my friend's house Then i was a log So i killed a field mouse Maybe i'm insane Instead of being crazy Maybe i'll be tame Then i won't be lazy All these words may rhyme But then i would be scary Maybe she's sublime Maybe i'm just hairy Who the hell am i? Why do owls hoot? Why do flowers die? What's electric grapefruit? Stagnent pools of sand Swirling in my closet Used to have a hand Then i think i lost it .d&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&b. $ ## $ title $ author $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ 01 $ the other white meat $ creed $ $ 02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed $ $ 03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. $ creed $ $ 04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin $ creed $ $ 05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food $ creed $ $ 06 $ pour cement down my anus $ hooch $ $ 07 $ hail santa! $ creed $ $ 08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? $ hooch $ $ 09 $ lunchables rock. $ creed $ $ 10 $ t-shirts and toejam $ bedlam $ $ 11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview $ hooch $ $ 12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta] $ hooch $ $ 13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ $ hooch $ $ 14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink $ phorce $ $ 15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness $ creed $ $ 16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina $ creed $ $ 17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you? $ hooch $ $ 18 $ lemmings $ phorce $ $ 19 $ the science of astrology $ belial $ $ 20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene $ cd/h0 $ $ 21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!? $ phorce $ $ 22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself $ creed $ $ 23 $ citrus fruits for sale $ phorce $ $ 24 $ group masturbation $ belial $ $ 25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs $ creed $ $ 26 $ catering for the warez eleet $ phorce $ $ 27 $ brief mental pause $ belial $ $ 28 $ the army day camp $ belial $ $ 29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day $ creed $ $ 30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings $ hooch $ $ 31 $ mentos! the freedom giver! $ mercuri $ $ 32 $ ramblings of a poseur $ bedlam $ $ 33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan $ creed $ $ 34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines $ hooch $ $ 35 $ apples, oranges, and pears $ phorce $ $ 36 $ the little cultist that couldn't $ creed $ $ 37 $ careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate $ creed $ $ 38 $ snowday $ phorce $ $ 39 $ creed is g0d $ creed $ $ 40 $ big hurt is ruler of the earth $ bighurt $ $ 41 $ dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue $ bighurt $ $ 42 $ bbs softwares/internet $ hooch $ $ 43 $ abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! $ creed $ $ 44 $ mogel's own very special personalized $1 y0lk issue $ phorce $ $ 45 $ your burro is no jackass! $ creed $ $ 46 $ rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars $ creed $ $ 47 $ outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers $ creed $ $ 48 $ Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off $ creed $ $ 49 $ 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life $ creed $ $ 50 $ the best of the worst $ creed $ $ 51 $ the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave $ trip $ $ 52 $ ode to my feet $ creed $ $ 53 $ hopelessly lost $ poots $ $ 54 $ the schoolhouse r0x!# $ phorce $ $ 55 $ campbell's chicken-noodle soup omen of death $ creed $ $ 56 $ dead cats $ juke $ $ 57 $ my inner taco $ handle $ $ 58 $ my place, or yours? $ mercuri $ $ 59 $ how to really use that spiffy monopoly money $ lumpy $ $ 60 $ struggle wif the giant pink elephant $ lucifer $ $ 61 $ why did the chicken cross the road? $ insane $ $ 62 $ y0lk test pattern $ mutter $ $ 63 $ ELiTE LiT from the master himself $ creed $ $ 64 $ creed's k-rad lit archives, volume two $ creed $ $ 65 $ UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. 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