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the plural of bonus is bonii.

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        i just realized this today.  it's very interesting.  the plural of

bonus is bonii.



        this may or may not be true.  who cares.  i'm basing this observation

on the assumption that bonus comes from latin, which i don't know for a fact,

and that it hasn't been anglicised.  so i'm unsure of it,  but i'm not going to

bother looking it up.  you're my adoring public, you should be taking my words

as gospel and accept what i say as fact no matter how ignorant or biased it is.

come on.  fuck life.  play by my rules.



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        i found this little tidbit of radical expression on the inside of a

type o negative bootleg.  it's pretty interesting - it's designed in the form

of some twisted propaganda flyer.  observe.



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STUCK?



you can't do anything anymore.

your clogged mind won't let you.



when stuck in a traffic jam, there are two ways to get out:

        1. you can get out of your car and leave.

        2. you can shoot all the people hogging up the highways and blow up

           their cars.



ARE YOU LIVING LIFE FOR THE FUTURE?

        ...don't bother.



make a decision NOW about your present.  things aren't going to change, unless

you make them change.  either off yourself, off them, or, continue muddling

through, as you are now, at the whims of others who aren't worth a shit.



the choice is yours and yours only.

take charge now!

AFFIRM YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE!



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        interesting.  amusing.  something of that sort.  heh.  some big tough

radical opinion.  i'm sure it'll change all of your lives.  yeah.



        don't mistake me for an extremist trying to force his opinion on the

world.  i'm just watching and showing.  i don't care what you think about life.

i know these violent, radical expressions don't really mean anything.  in fact,

i'm sorry to have typed that out, because it can be misleading about me or

misdirecting to you.  but i'm not going to go back and erase it.  it happened,

we've seen it happen, and it's not going to un-happen.



        sorry.



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        let's shift the momentum for a while.  i feel like talking about

politics.  politics are happening in america.  politicans are scurrying around

trying to beat their nemeses, taking sides, blah.  but in my opinion, they're

worrying about the wrong things.  prayer in school, drugs, whine, whine, whine.

we need to do a few things to this country, and those things don't involve

trivial things like school and some crackhead's personal affliction.



        but i don't want to get that far into it.  all i really want to say is

that the government needs to realize that our nation is based on, or should be

based on, the system of capitalism.  the government should not be babysitting

our privately-owned industries.  forget about controlling minimum wage or

sexual harrassment in the workplace or equal opportunity.  if some businessman

decides he doesn't want niggers working in his office because he thinks they're

stupid, that's his decision.  america should respect people that take their own

initiative like that.



        affirmative action is the same deal.  stop fussing over it and the

individual colleges will even themselves out.  let industry take its power

back.  this country is based on money, and that's why it works.  we should stop

denying that we're greedy bastards and accept the facts.  we only care about

ourselves.  our society is based on greed, and that is why it has risen to

become the greatest, richest, and most free society of all time.



        and kill welfare.  let the poor, incompetent bastards die.  purify

society.



        and establish a national religion and exterminate those who refuse to

convert.



        and make abortion mandatory.



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        i'm sorry for everything i've said in this issue, and i'm even sorrier

for meaning it.