--(y0lk)--------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #118: "a tribute to file_id.diz" by the y0lk staff. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- hello. kreid here. in the first 100 issues of y0lk, we showcased some really neat stuffs in a little file attached to every issue called FILE_ID.DIZ ... now that file is no longer included in y0lk, so i thought i'd make up a little compilation of all our file_id.diz filez for you to look at. enjoy! --(y0lk #1)-------------------------------------------------------------------- .s%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%s. %' __ __ _____ __ __ __ `% % | | |____ | | | | % % |__ | | | |__' | % % | | | | | | | -' % % |_____|_____|_____|__| % % yolk. the other white % %%%% meat. 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YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME --(y0lk #18)------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk numbah 18: ph ph y0lky0lk ph0lk>y0lk#18 @ y0lk21 __/ ķ ph --DL ME NOW!-Ľ --(y0lk #22)------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------- this is y0lk issue #22. if you like to read y0lk, download it. ------------------------------- --(y0lk #23)------------------------------------------------------------------- dl-now y0lk-#23 phorcereviewsvig phorcesellsfruit phorcewritesy0lk y0lk-#23 dl-now --(y0lk #24)------------------------------------------------------------------- (y0lk#24) group masturbation by, belial --(y0lk #25)------------------------------------------------------------------- .---- y0lk numba 25 -----. | ethereal experiences | | -for- | | perverted pyromaniacs | `------- by creed -------' --(y0lk #26)------------------------------------------------------------------- LARRY, CURLY, MOE, AND SHEMP ALWAYS READ meaningless filler meanin gless fille r meaningless filler meani ngless filler SO WHY DON'T YOU? --- y0lk #26 by phorce --(y0lk #27)------------------------------------------------------------------- -: y0lk 27 :- -: 'brief mental pause' by, belial :- --(y0lk #28)------------------------------------------------------------------- -: y0lk issue number 28 -: 'the army day camp' by, belial --(y0lk #29)------------------------------------------------------------------- ߲ ߲ ۲ ܲ ܲ ܲ ܲ "the geek theory, hickies, and another long day" by creed diz a la gasp! --(y0lk #30)------------------------------------------------------------------- -y0lk number thirty!@- [ y 0 l k ] -hooch is back for more- [ y 0 l k ] -y0lk number thirty!@- --(y0lk #31)------------------------------------------------------------------- .a&$$$$$$$$a. $"^ ^"$ $ .$$$. ,s$ $ $ $$ $$ $$$ $ $ $$$ $$ $ $ $$ $$ $$ $ $ `$$$' $$ $ $a. a$ ^"Y$$$$$$$$"^ --(y0lk #32)------------------------------------------------------------------- issue #32 ޲ ramblings of a poseur. by bEdlAM --(y0lk #33)------------------------------------------------------------------- \o/ o | <|> | | /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ Y M C A ------------------ % y0lk number 33 % ------------------ --(y0lk #34)------------------------------------------------------------------- fuck you --- (y0lk 34) all you #ZiNeS laymurs download this now.. h0 --(y0lk #35)------------------------------------------------------------------- dick says: my social security # ,;;, / is 567-68-0515. 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"TsT" "TsT" "TsT" $$ $$ "my place or yours" by mercuri creed can't draw k's. --(y0lk #59)------------------------------------------------------------------- _/\/\_ ____ _________ ____ \ xX //% /__/% . /% /__/% /___ /_/\_\\ / /____/ / / __/ __|________/#60!/_____/__/\__\ | gANJA INVADES y0lk!@! - lF | `""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' --(y0lk #61)------------------------------------------------------------------- uhm, insane wrote this y0lk. it's a good y0lk. it's about the chicken. beware. i guess. --(y0lk #62)------------------------------------------------------------------- .d$"$b. .d$"$b. $$$ $$$ $$$"$b. $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ "T$sqg. $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ggg $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$s$T" "T$s$T" "T$s$T" "T$s$T" $$$ 100% pure mogel-approved soup. --(y0lk #63)------------------------------------------------------------------- boing boing. this is y0lk #63. get it. --(y0lk #64)------------------------------------------------------------------- avant-garde diz art $$$$$"""^^^`T$b. $$ "T$b. $$ `""T$$b. `$$$l $$ggggg `"T$$$T"""' """"""" .,d$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ if you don't understand this, you're just a feeble-minded burgeoise twit. --(y0lk #65)------------------------------------------------------------------- $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$$$ gggggg $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$T" .d$$$$""$$$$b. $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$T" $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$T" .d$$$$""$$$$b. $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$$$ $$$$$$ .d$$$$""$$$$b. $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ """""" $$$$$$""$$$$b. $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$T" $$$$$$""$$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$gggggggg gggggg $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "T$$$$ss$$$$T" --(y0lk #66)------------------------------------------------------------------- you know what number rules? 137. that just rules, man. --(y0lk #67)------------------------------------------------------------------- +---------------------------------+--------+ | don't let this happen to you... | | +---------------------------------+ | | @#^!#$%^!@ | | | (o)(o) | | | \ () / <-- man reading y0lk | | |____| | | \__/ \ | | || "shit. my eyebrows fell off." | | | | ~~ ~~ | | \ / | | man's eyebrows +----------------------+ | | ...read y0lk safely. | +-------------------+----------------------+ --(y0lk #68)------------------------------------------------------------------- :::::::::::: ::y0lk:#68:: :::::/\::::: ::::/ \:::: :::/ \::: ::/_ _\:: ::::| |:::: ::::|__|:::: :click here: :for w4r3z.: :::::::::::: --(y0lk #69)------------------------------------------------------------------- ...just when you thought it was safe | to express your inner-midget... | _ ___________|_ < \ /_ what smells \ _ | \ \ like fish?!| ~~ < \ ______/ |_________ \_________/ ~~ \ \____/ y y 000 ll k \__ | ~~ \ yy 00 0 ll k k o \_ | ____ y 000 llll kk k ___ _> ~~ / _/ \_____________\ \__\_\____/ ~~ <__/ \/ ------>>#69<<------ ^^^^^ "hehehheh...69! w00o!@" --(y0lk #70)------------------------------------------------------------------- when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, don't shoot. it's probably just that stupid y0lk again. --(y0lk #71)------------------------------------------------------------------- so like, this moose walks into a bar, right? and the moose is just standing there, the bartender looks at him kinda funny and asks him how old he is. the moose gets real wide-eyed for a minute, then screams "y0lk!@#" and kicks the bartender in the balls. --(y0lk #72)------------------------------------------------------------------- +----------------------------------------------+ | listen to what everyone's saying about #72!@ | +----------------------------------------------+ | "stop asking me for quotes please!" | | -- | | "i was looking at dead cheese's stick of | | deoderant, and it has all these beads of | | sweat all over it." | | -- | | "i phear mogel" | | -- | | "..all that and a bag of chips" | +----------------------------------------------+ --(y0lk #73)------------------------------------------------------------------- +----------------------------+ | thus is the order of life: | | | | "god" - * key: | | | | | dogs - | /\ - good | | | /____\ | | humans - | || | | | __||__ | | cats - | \ / - bad | | others - | \/ | +----------------------------+ --(y0lk #74)------------------------------------------------------------------- .. .. | | | i \ / you as i \ my own mother. radical. --(y0lk #75)------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #75, by jamesy. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, I SAID JAMESY. --(y0lk #76)------------------------------------------------------------------- THE NIGHT OF Y0LK AN-AR-QUI ------CONTINUES------------ WITH.... M U R M U R PHEAR. --(y0lk #77)------------------------------------------------------------------- one eared bunny? huh? --(y0lk #78)------------------------------------------------------------------- dat wh0re! eye'll kill hur! --(y0lk #79)------------------------------------------------------------------- after 79 issues, wouldn't you be tired of making dizzes too? --(y0lk #80)------------------------------------------------------------------- hey, this one's by shadow tao! woo! --(y0lk #81)------------------------------------------------------------------- #RUWEJKF[ o0 11 42 eq sdf3 d a 15 g ag 5 dsf a fuck you --(y0lk #82)------------------------------------------------------------------- w0o. taraxis. --(y0lk #83)------------------------------------------------------------------- AAAAAAH!@#!@# MOGEL WROTE FOR Y0LK!#@ I'M IN HEAVEN!@#!@# --(y0lk #84)------------------------------------------------------------------- moo i bet mirrorhead's a really cool guy. --(y0lk #85)------------------------------------------------------------------- i'm contributing to a y0lk writing! i actually packaged this! spoons rule!@ - hooch --(y0lk #86)------------------------------------------------------------------- the life of a demented sysop. an epic struggle between women and the men that love/bathe them. --(y0lk #87)------------------------------------------------------------------- bored. --(y0lk #88)------------------------------------------------------------------- there once was a girl from Madrass she had such a wonderfull ass then she read y0lk, ate some bon-bons, now she looks like shit --(y0lk #89)------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________________ | bighurt returns to y0lk. | | | | | | !#!#%#!%!##!@ | | | bighurt | | | i'm back, | -[o][o]- | | | guys!# -- | // | | | / | o | | | / |___________| | | guys?! | | | |________________________________| --(y0lk #90)------------------------------------------------------------------- .sphrog..ooo..r0x0rs. ------ OOOOOOO ------ the discovery channel. ..explore your world.. --(y0lk #91)------------------------------------------------------------------- +---------------------------------+ | y0lk #91: fruitopia caps!@#$ | | -- by bighurt | | !#!#%#!%!##!@ | | fruitopia | bighurt | | | cap | -[o][o]- | | | / | // | | | O | o | | | / |___________| | | OOOOOH#!@% | | | +---------------------------------+ --(y0lk #92)------------------------------------------------------------------- +--------------------------------------+ | !@#% | | | oO d0odz. i wrote a y0lk. | | G > / phear me. | | | O | | ___|_|___ | | | mogel | y0lk #92!##!#!#! | | |_| |_| | | |_____| | +--------------------------------------+ --(y0lk #93)------------------------------------------------------------------- +------------------------------------------+ | y0lk #93: a joltcola y0lk | +------------------------------------------+ | xx | | || look. i am but a simple | | / \ bottle, yet i wrote for | | |::::| y0lk. are you not | | |jolt| / impressed? you should be. | | |cola| which is why you should | | |::::| vote for me for new jersey | | |____| governor. line c, column 3. | | | +------------------------------------------+ --(y0lk #94)------------------------------------------------------------------- +------------------------------------+ | y0lk #94: spinsane's story | +------------------------------------+ | :::::: | | |x x| you can go blind from | | | b | jacking off too much. | | | ___| / believe me. it's all | | \ U/ chronicled in y0lk | | __||__ #94: my story. (well, | | | spin | it's not, but you can | | ||sane|| infer it..) | | |____| | +------------------------------------+ --(y0lk #95)------------------------------------------------------------------- +---------------------------+ |y0lk y0lk #95| | number | | ninety-five: | | spacephrog pours out his| | inner soul and being | | into this | | issue | | !@ | |by #! sphrog| +---------------------------+ --(y0lk #96)------------------------------------------------------------------- +----------------------+ | y0lk #96 - spinsane | +----------------------+ | spinsane is my hero. | +----------------------+ | ###### really#?!?#! | | | o o| / | | g b | | | \ O/ | | || | +----------------------+ | nope. i lied. | +----------------------+ | ###### oh. darn. | | | o o| / | | g b | | | \ O/ | | || | +----------------------+ --(y0lk #97)------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________ |y0lk #97: | |"stinky cheese | |and the seven | |messy petes" | |by joltcola | |_______________| --(y0lk #98)------------------------------------------------------------------- +---------------------------+ | y0lk #98: | +---------------------------+ | !##!#! what i've seen | | -(Oo)- of y0lk really | | | db | / sucks. | | \ o/ | | || (kojak) | +---------------------------+ --(y0lk #99)------------------------------------------------------------------- +----------------------------------------------------+ | y0lk #99: the badness steps out and takes a solo | +----------------------------------------------------+ | look! it's the | | elephant man!@ ___ ___ | | @!@@ / / __\!@@!@!#/__ \ | | | 0o (elephant noise) -- | |__>| O O |<__| | | | | s \___/| | | |\___/ | | | o -- it's trying to __\| |/ | | || say something!@ / |_____| | | / | | read ... read ... | | @!@@ ___ ___ | | | 0o read what, mr. / __\!@@!@!#/__ \ | | | s elephant? kafka? | |__>| O O |<__| | | | | o -- irving? pinkwater? \___/| | | |\___/ | | || shakespeare? __\| |/ | | / |_____| | | read y0lk! why-zero-ell-kay!@ | +----------------------------------------------------+ | it's y0lk #99!@ all the old good stuff and more!@ | +----------------------------------------------------+ --(y0lk #100)------------------------------------------------------------------ +----------------------------------------------------+ | y0lk #100: the beginning of the end (mogel/eerie) | +----------------------------------------------------+ | xxxxx ---- it's mogel!@ woah!@## !@@@# | | |o.o| |o o| | | \O/ \ hello, creed. may i ask ------- | d | | | \|/ \ you a question? \-/ | | \ | | whatever, man. you're an e'zine god!@@!## | | | | xxxxx creed, could i take over y0lk #100, !@@@# | | |o.o| not accept any of the y0lk writers' |o o| | | \-/ submissions, and basically make fun | d | | | \|/ of you, y0lk, and the y0lk writers -- \-/ | | through a tired e'zine cliche? | | | | xxxxx --- well... what tired cliche? | | |o.o| !@@@# | | \O/ i was thinking maybe a hoe #90 parody. |o o| | | \|/ \ \ | d | | | okay, man!@@ you got the job!@ \-/ | +----------------------------------------------------+