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           "THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** *** ***  P R E S E N T S
       "Fuck off file,  *** * *   *** *** *** *** ***  by : SaucerWithAltitude
         and index. Uh. *   * *** ***     *** *** ***   and SciencePad 123

justlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjust


Fuck off file.

Hey, SciencePad 123.
Do your own fucking index files.. Goddamnit why would we ever need THAT MANY?

Ok ok..
We'll do the index file.  Again.

InDeX:  (I hope you're happy, fewlish maniac)

001: Hello, world, a beggining C pogram
002: OK with me
003: Hello Mr. Officer
004: The day the diamond theives left their diamonds in my house
005: Yeah, kill it.
006: Hints to everyday life
007: Hints to Kings Quest II
008: I masturbate
009: InDeX!@
010: File after the index
011: 1000 things to do with your tongue
012: We skipped this one.. Damn, we were anxious to do 013.
013: OoOoOoO Spooky FiLe!#$
014: The last supper, our on the site coverage
015: Other groups fall in a pit and never get out
016: All other groups we don't like share similar fates
017: We're back in blue
018: Lyrics to TechnoRatZ's (my band) new albumn
019: INDex!@
020: Veinte
021: Vete al diablo
022: How to laugh in hex
023: Why you are dumb.
024: Twice Number 12.  (We skipped it twice)
025: You are dying.  Ha!@  I masturbate.
026: Lead up to 27.
027: Dodecahedron Declarations
028: We look into the future with SciencePad 123's magic Eightball
029: InDeX
030: Another InDEX!@

We don't care who wrote what.  They are in the files you morons.
Here's the authors, or at least the ones we felt like mentioning:

Crome Junkie
Spaceball Kermit
Killfest Jackoff
Yeah, and your momma too
Raving Demogogue
Insert Carefully

and of course your hosts for tonight's festivities:
SciencePad 123
and
SaucerWithAltitude

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