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       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** *** ***  P R E S E N T S
       "Big Turn Ons!@  *** * *   *** *** * * *** ***  by : SciencePad 123
         BlAhbLaHBLaH"  *   * *** ***     *** *** ***   and SaucerWithAltitude

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Our biggest turn ons are:

Honoring our Mother and Father.
Keeping holy the Sabath Day.
Fish (Walleye and Makeral in particular)
Hand Guns
NATO
NAFTA
ISDN
Vacuum cleaner attachments
WareZzZZzZzZ D0000dZzZZz!@
America's Most Alternative
Bathtub's full of Vaseline
Mac Classics
Punch Card Cobol
Little dogs and stray children
God
His Son, Jesus
TrustMasters
Shogun
Index Filez
Me
Numbers with six decimal places
Hayes AT command strings over 60 characters
Doc groups
RUSH!@
Lame Area Codes and everyone in them
AT&T
Short pointless files
and Pirates With Atitude


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