__ __ __ __ ___ __ __ __ ___ __ __ _ __ __ __ __ ____ ||_|| ||_|/ || \\ || || || -/ || || // _|/ || // || || || || ||__| ||__|| ||-/ || || || _ ||<< || || || || || | || || || ||__// \\__|/ || \| || || "THE LARGEST' GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS" P R E S E N T S *** * * *** *** * * *** P R E S E N T S "Fuck Stains *** * * *** *** * * *** *** by : SaucerWithAltitude Criticism " * * *** *** *** * *** and SciencePad 123 and Nell Carter justlikeEyorejustlikeEyorejustlikeEyorejustlikeEyorejustlikeEyorejustlikeEyore - This is what we think of what we think of lyrics: - This is what we think of lyrics: ============ Blind Melon: ============ All i can say is FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. * LONG SENTENCE of 56 words ends at line 22. * FUCK at line 22 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 23 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 23 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 23 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 23 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 23 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 24 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 24 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 24 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 24 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 24 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 25 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 25 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 25 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 25 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 25 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 26 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 26 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 26 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 26 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 26 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 27 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 27 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 27 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 27 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 27 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 29 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 30 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 31 also was used 1 word before that. === US3: === Bidibidi FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 39 also was used 3 words before that. * FUCK at line 39 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 40 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 41 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 42 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 43 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 43 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 44 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 45 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 46 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 47 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 48 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 49 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 50 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 52 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK funky funky. * FUCK at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. * FUNKY at line 53 also was used 1 word before that. ======= Nirvana: ======= Meaningless Heroin inspired BULL, Meaningless Heroin inspired BULL, * MEANINGLESS at line 60 also was used 4 words before that. * HEROIN at line 60 also was used 4 words before that. * INSPIRED at line 60 also was used 4 words before that. * BULL at line 60 also was used 4 words before that. Meaningless Heroin insp FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * MEANINGLESS at line 61 also was used 4 words before that. * HEROIN at line 61 also was used 4 words before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 61 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 62 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 63 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 64 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 66 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 68 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 68 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 68 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 70 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 70 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 70 also was used 1 word before that. ==== UB40 ==== And I caaaaannnnn't heeeeeelllllppp fallliiinggg in FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 76 also was used 8 words before that. * FUCK at line 76 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 76 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 76 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 76 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 77 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 77 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 77 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 77 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 77 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 77 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 78 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 79 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 79 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 79 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 79 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 79 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 79 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 80 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 80 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 80 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 80 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 80 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 80 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 81 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 82 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 84 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 85 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 86 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 88 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 88 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 88 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 89 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 89 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 90 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 90 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 90 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 91 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 91 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK levis did it better. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 93 also was used 1 word before that. == U2 == don't mumble don't mumble * DON'T at line 99 also was used 2 words before that. * MUMBLE at line 99 also was used 2 words before that. Numb. I feel numb. * LONG SENTENCE of 248 words ends at line 100. * NUMB at line 100 also was used 3 words before that. don't FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * DON'T at line 101 also was used 6 words before that. * FUCK at line 101 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 101 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 101 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 101 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 101 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 102 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 102 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 102 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 103 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 103 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 103 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 103 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 104 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 104 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 104 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 104 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 106 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 106 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 106 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 106 also was used 1 word before that. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 108 also was used 2 words before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 108 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 109 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 109 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 109 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 109 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 109 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 109 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 111 also was used 1 word before that. ====== Danzig ====== Mothah!@ Do you wanna wang chung tonight! * LONG SENTENCE of 57 words ends at line 117. I'll show you DISCO INFERNO!@ Mothah!@ Gonna take your daughter out tonight! Gonna show her DISCO INFERNO!@ * GONNA at line 120 also was used 6 words before that. Gonna shoe her every FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * GONNA at line 121 also was used 5 words before that. * FUCK at line 121 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 121 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 121 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 121 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 121 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 122 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 124 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 125 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 126 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 128 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 129 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 129 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 129 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 129 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 129 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 129 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 131 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK * FUCK at line 132 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 134 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 134 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 134 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 134 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 135 also was used 1 word before that. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK * FUCK at line 137 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 137 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 137 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 137 also was used 1 word before that. * FUCK at line 137 also was used 1 word before that. <=============================================================================> || |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A BUCK IS || || | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *NOTHING OF USE* || || __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te : yF1 WHq!#" || * HAVE at line 144 also was used 5 words before that. || ... ... . [| PLUS, WE DRINK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND SIP OFF WARES GROUPS. || || digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENDANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTERS. -yFi '92 || <=============================================================================> IF YOU LIKED THIS SOFT PLEASE DONT TOUCH <=============================================================================> "The area just got a lot hotter@" "Your Earth just got a little rounder#" * JUST at line 152 also was used 7 words before that. "This is not hypertext^" Copyright bullshit in 1214 by bullshitboy. -EoF ============================================================ FUCK = 345 THIS = 4 HEROIN = 3 MEANINGLESS = 3 DON'T = 3 GONNA = 3 HAVE = 3 Word Length Count 1 23 2 24 3 33 4 385 5 29 6 12 7 11 8 11 9 3 10 3 11 5 12 2 13 1 15 1 Over 16 3 ------ Total: 546 words in this text Sent. Length Count 12 1 Over 50 3 ------ Total: 4 sentences in this text Percentages of sentences of specified lengths (may not total exactly 100 per cent because of small round-off errors): 1 - 5 words: 0 6 - 10 words: 0 11 - 15 words: 25 16 - 20 words: 0 over 20 words: 75 The following portion of the report contains comparisons of elements in your text with those in other texts. "Hmwy" refers to the first chapter of THE SUN ALSO RISES by Ernest Hemingway. "Stnbk" refers to chapter 29 of THE GRAPES OF WRATH by John Steinbeck. "King" is the beginning of the first chapter of THE DEAD ZONE by Stephen King. "Byte" is the beginning portion of a technical article in Byte magazine. "RD" is a non-fiction feature story from Reader's Digest. "Time" is a news story from Time magazine. These texts were chosen both because they are examples of a variety of styles and because each is relatively representative of the author or magazine from which it was excerpted. You should notice that the higher Readability Index, longer words, and longer sentences of a technical article in Byte are not what most readers expect in popular fiction. Notice, too, that the somewhat Biblical style of Steinbeck (relying upon cadence, repitition, and a low incidence of short sentences) results in some numbers for his work that prove that style evaluation does not necessarily reveal anything about content. These numbers are only the roughest kind of guide to STYLE. CONTENT can not be evaluated by this (or any other) text group. The following histogram shows the percentage of sentences of 1-5 words, 6-10 words, 11-15 words, 16-20 words, and over 20 words. The percentages for the sample texts are given below the histogram. % This Text - Hmingwy - Steinbk - King - Byte - Rd Dgst - Time ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- 50 I I I 40 I I I I I I I 30 I I I I I II I 25 I I I I I I I I II I 20 I I III I IIII I I III II III 15 I I IIIII IIII II I IIII IIII IIII 10 I I IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII IIIII IIII 5 __I_I IIIII IIIII IIIII _IIII IIIII _IIII ============================================================== /\ \/ /\ \/ /\ \/ 20 22 19 15 24 \/ 12 33 15 9 31 \/ 14 28 29 17 12 \/ -------------- \/ -------------- \/ -------------- \/ 9 18 24 20 28 0 17 21 21 40 0 15 21 21 44 ------------- ------------- ------------- Mean length (average number of words) of all sentences: This Text - Hmwy - Stnbk - King - Byte - RD - Time ========= ==== ===== ==== ==== ==== ==== 41.2 14.9 16.1 16.5 19.1 13.0 19.5 ==== Percentage of long words: 5 9 6 10 21 18 18 ==== The Readability Index is based upon the number of words in your text, the number of those that are unusually long, the mean length of sentences, and the number of sentences. Long words are those that have at least 8 letters (11 if ending in "ing", 9 if ending in "s" or "d"). The Index is equivalent to a school grade level and is intended to represent the level of education necessary to read your text without difficulty. 18.5 9.6 8.8 10.6 16.0 12.4 15.0 ==== WARNING: The Readability Index for this text is higher than is usually considered desirable. The high index number is attributable to an excess of long sentences. To improve readability, break some long sentences into shorter segments. There are not enough sentences in this text to do a meaningful analysis of sentence lengths. +++ The ratios appearing below indicate the relative frequency that the specified circumstance occurs. The ratios for -LY words, -ING words, and commas have been multiplied by 10 to reduce the number of decimal places; the hyphens ratio has been multiplied by 100. Compare the ratio for the text being analyzed to the sample ratios to see if you have more or less than average occurrence of a circumstance. A higher ratio indicates a greater incidence of the circumstance. This Text - Hmwy - Stnbk - King - Byte - RD - Time ========= ==== ===== ==== ==== ==== ==== Total words: 546 1349 1188 1418 1337 1984 1427 Passive voice verbs: IS 4 3 1 0 6 18 5 WAS 0 32 5 33 3 19 1 ARE 0 2 0 2 6 12 10 WERE 0 1 11 11 1 5 0 ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- Total Passives: 4 38 17 46 16 54 16 ==== Ratios of passive verbs to sentences: 1.00 0.43 0.23 0.54 0.23 0.35 0.22 ==== SUGGESTION: Substituting active verbs for some of the passive verbs in this text might make it more dynamic. Number of words ending in -LY (usually adverbs) = 1. Ratios of -LY words to total words: 0.02 0.14 0.15 0.09 0.15 0.18 0.13 ==== Number of words ending in -ING (gerunds, participles) = 1. Ratios of -ING words to total words: 0.02 0.27 0.21 0.42 0.22 0.22 0.44 ==== Number of times the word AND was used = 4. Ratios of AND to sentences: 1.00 0.60 1.20 0.49 0.63 0.34 0.37 ==== SUGGESTION: This text has more ANDs per sentence than average. There are also a high number of long sentences, suggesting that you may be using AND too often to make compound sentences. This gives writing a repititious quality that is not usually desirable. Number of times the word VERY was used: 0 8 2 3 0 1 1 ==== Number of hyphens within words or at the end of a line = 1. Ratios of hyphens per words (a hyphenated word that is entirely on one line is counted as one long word): 0.18 0.22 0.00 0.71 2.47 0.50 2.10 ==== Number of commas = 3. Ratios of commas to total words: 0.05 0.70 0.79 0.66 0.50 0.51 0.60 ==== Number of exclamation points (!) = 2. WARNING: Use exclamation points rarely and only for unique emphasis! <=============================================================================> || |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A FUCK IS || || | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *NO* MORAL VALUES BECAUSE || || __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te :MoRaLS!@#" || || ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND RIP OFF SHAREWAREZ. || || digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENCHANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTERS. -yFi '92 || <=============================================================================> IF YOU LIKED THIS YOU ARE CRACKED (100%, finally! Sorry!) <=============================================================================> "Man, this file looks like somebody JeeZed all Over It." "Your Earth just got a little rounder#" "This is not hypertext^" Wowright bullshit in 1214 by bored-guys-who-don't-sleep. -EoF