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           "THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** *** ***  P R E S E N T S
       "ThINGs o Do     *** * *   *** *** *** *** ***  by : SaucerWithAltitude
         foR US wHen    *   * *** ***     *** *** ***   and Crome Junkie
         We ArE BoREd!"                                 Guest Staring:
                                                            KillFest JackOff!@

justmackyourparentsjustmackyourparentsjustmackyourparentsjustmackyourparentsjust

Things to do to ammuse the staff of YFi when we are bored stiff:

o Dance and sing

o Kill one another with wild abandon

o Set the night on fire

o Paint the town red

o Put Humpty-Dumpty back together again

o Perform surealist German Theater

o Send us money

o Bomb the World Trade Center

o Save me from another day like this and kill me NOW.

o Shove wild piranna AND hamsters up our collective ass.  (Someone here is
INsane and it's not me)

o Yell "I'm assistant manager!@  I'm assistant manager!@" and then explode
like a ripe melon

o Write YFi for us

o Kill people who are DUMB (for a vague discussion on the state of DUMBness
see YFi023.txt)

o Fuck us like minks

o Yes, minks

o Break the fucking television

o Play Hard Core versions of popular childhood tunez!@

o Rearange your face

o Drug us into a permanent comatose state

o Tell me when to stop writing

Thanks...
Whew..

I'm going to go swallow a bullet now.  Boredom.
Yargh.


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