[ JokieMon - The Homo Journeys ]

Once again with our heroes....

Kash, Tristy, and Sock continue their journey to find the worlds most fucked
up homosexuals in the world. . . .

"So, what do you think we'll find today Kash?", Tristy says chearfully.

"Who knows, we've encountered alot of shit recently, I think we're coming 
 close to finding the long lost JP-saur", Kash replys

"Yeah, I wanna bone that JP-saur up his ass hole for a while if we find him"
 Sock says anxiously.

 
  "JP-SAUR! JP-SAUR! JP-SAUR!", something says from behind some bushes.


"What the fuck?", they all seem to say in unison.


  "JP-SAUR! JP-SAUR JP-SAUR!", screeches a JP-SAUR, as it walks out from
   behind the shrubs.

 
 Kash points his JokieDex at it. 


          JokieDex says:

             "JP-SAUR, most destinguished by its AntiOnline Tshirt, 
              pink alien pants, and inability to pick up girls."

              JP-SAUR is a great addition to any Homo-Master's 
              collection for it is of high homosexuality."


"Iam going to catch JP-SAUR!", says Kash

"Be careful Kash, he is of HIGH homosexuality and so you must NOT let him
 near your asshole", warns Sock

"Go Kash!", chears on Tristy.


A Jokie-Battle starts ....

  Kash sends in his first JokieMon .... "Shit-Turd-el"

 "Shit-Turd-el, I choose YOU !!!!"


 "Shit-Turd-el, use your doodoo water attack!"

Shit-Turd-El, like a very big super soaker, spews tons of dirty, stinky, shit
water straight at JP-SAUR.

 JP-SAUR dodges the shit-water and moves onto Shit-Turd-El from behind.

 JP-SAUR then starts humping Shit-Turd-El until Shit-Turd-El gives up and
 runs back to Kash.


"Haha! You're really a homosexual one aren't you, JP-SAUR !@#$", Kash laughs.


  "JP-SAUR! JP-SAUR! JP-SAUR!", screams JP-SAUR.

JP-SAUR then unleashes a mass shit-dick attack on Kash. Seven dicks full of
shit swinging and hitting Kash on the face. Aparently, his face is now full
of shit that rubbed off on him.

"Its up to you DickAchu", Kash says

  "DICKaCHU!", Dickachu says, running towards JP-SAUR

"DickAChu, Ereet shock therapy attack, NOW!", Kash commands.

  "Dicka... Dicka... Dicka... DickaCHU!!!!!!!!!!!", Screams DickaChu as it
  lets out a major shit-inducing, scary as hell Shock attack.

JP-SAUR wobbles a little, shakes it off, and charges towards DickAchu with
as much homosexual force as it possibly could.

 And as it approaches closer, it loses its strength, and falls to the floor.

                                Defeated.

"Yeah! I got a JP-SAUR!", says Kash.

"Whoo hoo Kash!", Tristy screams.


                           To be continued .....