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MY scary police adventure
by Altorin
Comments: This is kind of a
spoof of Cuebiz' FBI story.

and, wouldnt it be great if
they made a real Remmington
Steele videogame?
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 There I was, face to face with my computer screen at 3am. The only sounds 
were the metal playing in through my earphones and my breath. The night was 
still, until... It all happened suddenly, no sooner had I double-clicked on 
my newly downloaded copy of Remmington Steele 3d Grudge Match, that the 
police man came barging the house. Great, I wanted to see Steele beat the 
drunken russian in the Cage-Match feature of this great new 3d action game.

 The police came barging in, holding their guns, and I could only stare at 
them blankly. They said they had a search warrant, and that If I didnt help 
them, I'd be arrested. I didnt know what they wanted, but I closed down my 
Warez game and Webpages, just incase. I said I didnt know what they wanted, 
and they looked at me stupidly "We're looking for the hacker Syddrez, we have 
a tip that he lives here".

 I dont know where they got the idea lovable little me was a hacker, but, I 
sure as hell am not, so I said "I'm Syddrez, but as to your accusation of me 
hacking things, you are sorely mistaken, I've never hacked in my life!" They 
of course, didnt believe me, and proceded to break my stuff, stuff I had paid 
for with my crappy minimum wage job and stolen credit cards... the bastards.

 They looked through my computer, and of course, they found Remmington Steele 
3d Grudge Match, and they deleted it. They also deleted my Warez copy of Larry 
Flint's Crazy Bastard Penthouse 3d, thereby deleting their evidence of 
anything illegal on my computer (short of the kiddie-midget-phone pr0n... they 
never looked in the folder titled "School Stuff"... good thing too... 2 5 year 
old lesbians screwing a monkey can get you hard time in this closed minded town!). 
Anyway, back to my story.

They took my computer, and me, to the police station, they disected my brain. 
I died on the operating table, and am writing this from hell, where I have my 
own bed and can pork hot babes all night, like a ninja.

Things taken during the hold up
-My computer
-My Life

Things Returned
-Remmington Steele's 3d Grudge Match 2: Steele's Revenge

The End