http://www.sprintrelayonline.com/ Calls done by: Cuebiz (BSC) @ 2:30pm Http://telco-inside.spunge.org "Behold, thy sheep is born" ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ Before you start reading I want to let everyone know that I didn't intend on releasing this. and honestly, I just wanted to make a friendly and FREE call to Saint because she's been a little idle this month. I blocked out her phone number and whatever other personal info, because Iam not a big meany. So please dont think that this is my sick way of being an asshole. I just thought that I'd include my convo with Saint because I actually got the operator to rap, which I think is k-rad .... And please dont constantly harass the sex-toy shop! Read on .... ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ ***CONNECTING TO RELAY*** SPRINT RELAY 4163M > Does the M in your name mean that you're a dude? (YES) > What does the numbers mean? (THAT IS MY CA NUMBER) > Whats CA number mean? (THAT IS M MY IDENTIFICATION NUMBER) > Okay, can you please call the number that I asked you to call? (ONE MOMENT PLS) DIALING ***-***-**** RINGING 1 ... RINGING 1 ... 2 ... Z > May I speak to Saint, please? (F) HELLO GA THIS IS SHE GA > Operators are funny, Iam sorry about the last call. ITS OK GA > :-( > I wanted to cry when you didnt' email me back. I COULDNT GET ON THE INTERNET I THINK IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY PBITS GA > P-Bits? I TRIED TO LOG ONTO A BBS SO I LOST MY CONNECTIONS SETTINGS IM SORRY ILL TRY TO GET ON LATER TODAY GA > You can use my AOL account if you want to. HOLD ON LET ME GET A PEN GA > Operator? ARE U THERE? > Yup. TELL HIM IM BACK GA > The screen-name is ... > ******* IS WHAT IS THE PASSWORD GA > its one word, ******* > Operator, you can write this down too. > Oh, wait ... no. > Operator, dont write this down. > Saint, the password is ******* IS IT ALL LOWER CASE Q GA > yes, its all lowercase. WHATS GOING ON WITH THE INSIDE Q GA > Its doing fine. Everyone misses you. > People are threatening to beat me with broken broom sticks if you dont come back. (LAUGHS) TELL THEM ILL BE BACK AND DONT WORRY IM FINDING THE OTHER STUFF THAT I LOST GA > Okay. WHATS THE MAXIMUM WORD LIMIT ON THE FRONT PAGE LAST TIME I TRIED TO POST SOMETHING IT WOULDN'T LET ME GA > I dont know, I'll see if I can activate the "more" link so that you can post "more" text. > :-) THANKS GA > Iam sorry for the relay operator, its just that Iam broke and this service is free. ITS OKAY I CANT GO TO DEFCON THIS YEAR AND MY MOM AND I KEEP WRITING OVER STUPID CRAP GA > Writing? WHAT DO U MEAN Q GA > Nevermind. > Hows things been on your end? Besides writing. because you know, you're > cool like that. WELL IF YOU MEAN COOL LIKE A GEEK THEN SURE BUT I HAVENT BEING DOING ANYTHING BESIDES WATCHING KIDS BUT ILL POST UP MY NEW MANUSCRIPT TO ALL THE NEW STAFF MEMBERS BECAUSE THEYRE COOL LIKE THAT GA > Hey, I wanna try something. > I want to see if I can make the operator rap. > Is that okay with you? YEAH THATS FINE GA > Iam a rapping operator, > I like to type G.A > and Iam down with T.I.S > who always, save the day. > Iam a rappingggggg. > Iam a rappingggggg, operator! > Did he do it right? YEAH HE DID IT RIGHT BUT I THINK HE'LL COME OVER AND BEAT YOU WITH BROKEN BROOMSTICKS IF U MAKE HIM DO IT AGAIN (LAUGHING ) GA > Okay, I think I'll leave you to watch kids now. > people are I.M'ing me here and there, and I dont know who they are. > i love you OKAY GA I LOVE YOU > :-) > hehe. > There was a little hand icon thing and I clicked on it, this is cool. > Awww, *blush* T WHAT DO U MEAN A HAND ICON Q GA > Nevermind, I'll tell you later. OKAY BUT I SHOULD REMIND U I ONLY LOVE KEVIN POULSEN BYE GA > Bye. OKAY SKSK (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 4163M GA OR SK > Operator, you can disconnect now. > Operator, do you understand women? (THE CA MUST REMAIN TRANSPARENT) > You dont have a clue, huh? (THE CA DOES NOT HAVE THAT INFORMATION) > Neither do I. hey , what does CA stand for? (OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT WOULD BE HAPPY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ) GA > Call them for me, then! (RELAY CAN DO THAT) (RELAY WILL ALSO GIVE U NUMBER IF YOU WANT TO DIAL DIRECTLY THAT NUMBER IS 1 800 676 3777 WILL DIAL NOW ) DIALING 800-676-3777 RINGING 1 ... RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... WELCOME TO THE SPRINT RELAY CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPT ALL AGENTS ARE BUSY AT THE MOMENT PLEASE HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE AGENT AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TDD FOLLOWS > So, operator, i guess we're stuck together for a while. > Wow, it took 8 rings, huh? RINGING 1 ... RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... STILL RINGING GA > Who are you calling? > I didn't tell you to call someone else! > What kind of crappy service is this? (I WAS DIALING CUSTOMER SERVICE) > Is it still ringing? (NO THE CA DISCONNECTED) > Please call them again. > I want to know what CA stands for. (THE LINE IS BUSY) GA > Lets wait a few minutes then call them back. > Does that sound like a good idea? (REDIALING) RINGING 1 ... RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... (F) THIS IS PATTY AT RELAY CUSTOMER SERVICE HOW MAY I HELP YOU Q GA > Well, this all started off when i called the relay operator to call my girlfriend. > then she hung up. > then i asked the operator what CA stands for. > and he didn't want to tell me. > Could you tell me what CA stands for? > Because he said that you can help me with inqueries like that. SURE ID BE GLAD TO HELP CA STANDS FOR COMMUNICATIONS ASSISTANT GA > does sprint have a rule about the CA's not being able to say what CA > stands for or something? > Oh, Communications Assistant. > Neat. NO THEY AGENT PROBABLY JUST FORGOT GA > But its their job, right? WELL THEY ARE USED TO SAYING CA I JUST BELIEVE THE AGENT FORGOT WHAT IT STANDS FOR. SOME ARE STILL CALLED AGENTS THE CONTRACT IS THE ONE THAT DETERMINES WHAT THE AGENTS ARE CALLED. IT PROBABLY JUST SLIPPED THEIR MIND GA > I find it weird that they forgot the name of their job. > Agent 4163M isn't that bright. > But you're smarter. I like you. WHY THANK U FOR THE COMPLIMENT (SMILE) GLAD I COULD HELP IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE AT THIS TIME I CAN HELP U WITH Q GA > Yes, why do the CA's have to be transparent? > When noone else is on the line except him and I. SOME PEOPLE WOULD TALK A LONG TIME TO THE AGENT THAT WOULD TIE UP THE LINE SO OTHER DEAF PEOPLE COULD NOT MAKE THEIR CALLS WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT TO KEEP THE HANG UP TIME SHORT SO THAT THE LINE CAN STAY OPEN FOR ALL DEAF, MANY MANY DEAF PEOPLE TO MAKE PHONE CALLS GA > Oh dear. Iam sorry, I've been talking to this relay op for a really, really long time. > I didn't think that I'd be depriving anyone of service. > Do you have access to the internet, patty? RELAY CUSTOMER SERVICE DOES RELAY SERVICE DOES HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS WOULD U LIKE THAT ADDRESS Q GA > Yes, but I would like to know if you'd want to go to my website. > But an email address would be nice of you. > thats okay. > i know the website. IM SORRY I CANNOT TAKE ANY WEBSITE ADDRESS FROM YOU BUT OUR WEBSITE EMAIL ADREES IS SPRINT DOT TRS CUSTSERV AT MAILDOTSPRINTDOTCOM AND THE WEBSITE IS WWWDOTSPRINTDOTCOM/RELAY THAT SHOULD HELP YOU GA > Do you have kids, patty? > Oh, okay. I think that I should go to sleep now. > Goodbye Patty. and I will email you alot of interesting things. IM SORRY I CANT ANSWER PERSONAL QUESTIONS I DO HAVE TO KEEP OUR CONVERSATION BASED ON RELAY ISSUES SO THAT WE ALSO DO NOT TIE UP THE LINE AND WE DO HAVE MANY DEAF CALLING IN TO CUSTOMER SERVICE ALL THE TIME GA MAKE SURE YOU KEEP IT RELATED TO RELAY THAT IS WHAT OUR EMAIL IS FOR THANK U FOR CALLING RELAY CUSTOMER SERVICE THANK U FOR NOW SK THANK YOU GA BYE FOR NOW SKSK > Okay operator, you can hang up now. > Operator, hang up! (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 4163M GA OR SK > See, you could have told me what CA stood for. > Did you really forget? (THE CA APOLOGIZES FOR HIS MISTAKE) > That Patty sounds like a nice lady. (NBR YOURE CALLING TO PLEASE) GA (NUMBER YOURE CALLING TO PLEASE) GA > okay, try calling this number. > 818-881-6505 DIALING 818-881-6505 RINGING 1 ... RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... HELLO WE ARE NOT AVAILABLE NOW PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER AFTER THE BEEP WE WILL RETURN YOUR CALL (BEEP) > Oh, crap! > Operator, hang up! (M) (RECORDING) (RECORDING HUNG UP) GA (CA 4113M CONTINUING UR CALL) NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA > Operator, did you hang up? (U ARE ONLY CONNECTED TO RELAY) GA > NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA ***YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DISCONNECTED THE CALL.*** > Call 303-761-0263 > Please. > 303-761-0263 DIALING 303-761-0263 RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... (M) (EXPLAINING RELAY) CONTROL TRACK PRODUCTIONS GA > Is this where they sell sex toys? YEAH UH GA (HEARING IMPAIRED PERSON) (WHISPERING) > So, how much do your, uh ... dildos cost? AH DOES SHE HAVE A MODEL NUMBER Q WE HAVE DOZENS OF DILDOS GA > I did not know they had model numbers. > How big is the biggest one you've got? HAHAHA UHH WE GOT A REAL HUGE ONE THAT IS TWO FEET LONG AND 8 INCHES AROUND WE HAVE ALL SIZES IT IS A JOKE DILDO BACHLORETTE DILDO THAT SORT OF THING GA > Okay, I dont want that one. > What is the biggest non-joke dildo that you guys have? > As in size. 8 INCHES GA > Okay, thats still too big. AHH WE HAVE A WEB SITE > How big is the smallest dildo that you have? > Smallest non-joke dildo. AHH 6 INCHES LONG (CALLER SAID WE HAVEA WEBSITE IF THAT WOULD HELP HER SHOP) GA > Well, since my relay operator is a guy, I think that Its > more funny with him saying this for me. > perfect. > Okay. > Or is it safe to make my own? > Make my own stand for the dildo. OH W MAKE HER OWN DILDO QQ I DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION Q GA (CALLER SAID OOHHHH IT IS A GUY OK ..WE SERVE EVERYONE HERE) (READING MESSAGE) > Okay, would I have to buy like, a stand, or holder for the dildo > if I wanted to ride it? YEAH SURE WE SELL A DILDO THAT HAS A SUCTION BASE TO USE IN A BATHTUB OR WHEREEVER IT WILL STAY ON THE SURFACE WITH THE SUCTION CUP GA > Super. > You wouldn't advise that I make my own dildo. AHH NO FOR FOR MEDICAL AND SAFTEY REASONS I WOULDNT RECOMMEND THEY MAKE THEIR OWN DILDO UNLESS U WANT TO GO BUY A CUCUMBER AT A GROCERY STORE > I have come to the understanding that your dildos are the best dildos. > Oh, so cucumbers are the best. > I was curious about that. HAHA DONT TYPE THAT THAT IS WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME HAHA WELL WE SELL AH DOCK JOHNSTONS SWEDISH ERIOCIA WHICH ARE THE BEST (READING UR MESSAGE ONE MOMENT PLEASE) HAHAH NO THAT WAS A JOKE HAHAHA DONT USE CUCUMBERS HAHA GA GA > Hmmmm, do you have any books? > or magazines? > like, on how to use my newly purchased dildo. > Different ways to use it. > techniques, if you will. UMM NO (SIGH) UHH NO WE DONT SELL ON BOOKS ON USEING DILDOS U SIMPLY PUT THEM ANYWAHERE IT FEELS GOOD ... (READ MESSAGE) > Okay, so only the dildo. ONLY THE DILDO WHAT QQ > I just thought that there were experts on this sort of thing. > You know, to spot me some tips. WE SELL LOTS OF SEX TOYS BUT WE DONT SELL BOOKS ON HOW TO USE THEM GA > Okay, what if I wanted a larger one. > Is there like, extensions for them? AH UMM OK WE HAVE A CYBERSKIN EXTENTIONS THAT GOES OVER THE PENIS BUT WE USUALLY DONT SELL EXTENTIONS FOR DILDOS U JUST BUY THE LENGTH THAT U NEED GA > and I can purchase one from your website? > I dont want the relay operator knowing my name. > and personal information. HAHAHA YES THEY ARE WELCOME TO ORDER OFF OUR WEBSITE IT IS COMPLETELY SECURE AND PRIVATE WE DONT RELEASE INFO TO ANYBODY THE WEB ADDRESS IS WWW.DISCOUNTSEXTOYSHOP.COM ONE WORD DISCOUNT SEX TOY SHOP ONE WORD GA > Oh, thats super. (DONT ROLL THE CHAIR BACK THE CAT IS BEHIND U ) (KAMASUTRA) (READING MGS) > For a minute there, when i first called you. > I wasn't sure if you really sold dildos. OK SURE WE SELL WE MANAGE ALOT OF WEBSITE UM SO CONTROL TRACK PRODUCT IS THE NAME FOR A NUMBER OF WEBSITES GA > Iam going to do a review on one of your dildos. > Okay, so when i review your dildos, I can write "Control Track Products"? > Or do I just use the website name? USE THE WEBSITE NAME DISCOUNT SEX TOY SHOP GA > Okay. > You have a cat there? > You can't sell dildos, without cat. HAHAHA YEAH WE HAVE A CAT HERE HAHAHAH YEAH THE COMPANY CAT HAHAHA GA > So, yeah. Hey, whats your name? > You're a nice guy. HAHA YEAH WE JUST SELL THEM HERE WE STOCK THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE SO THE CAT DOESNT GET ON THE DILDOS HAHAH MY NAME IS KEVIN CAMBELL GA > Thanks alot Kevin - You've been a big help. > You know, with my quest for a good non-joke dildo. HAHAH UR WELCOME GLAD TO HELP ANYTIME GA > Bye Kevin. AH BYE BYE SK (THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING I HAVE EVER OVER HEARD .. FEMALE VOICE) GA HAH OK THIS IS A WEIRD CONVERSTAINO U WILL SHARE WITH ALL UR FRIENDS OVER BEER TONIGHT (CA INFORMED CALLER ALL CALLS ARE CONFIDENTAL) AHH OK > Okay, hang up operator. > operator, hang up. (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 4113M GA OR SK > Are you mad at me? > Operator? (NO SMILE ... NUMBER UR CALLING TO PLEASE Q ) GA > Okay, thats all. > Thanks for being my relay operator. > You can disconnect now. (UR WELCOME) SKSK ***YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DISCONNECTED THE CALL.***