The Squirts 

It sux when you have the squirts, all day your on the pot
Your stomach hurts and then u fart its acid and its hot
Your on it for hours, and then it starts to hurt
wut did u expect, you got the squirts!

Your minding your own business, when you are having fun
You think its regular but its really a wet-one!
You try to hold it in by squeezing your cheeks
But then you fart again, and it starts to leak!
You start to walk home, when it falls down your pants
You better hurry cuz its your last chance!
You sit on the pot, your on it for hours
You start to stink and wanna take a shower
But your stomach hurts, its still flowing out
Its really really nasty, and then you start to pout!

It sux when you have the squirts, all day you sit on the pot
Your stomach hurts and then u fart its acid and its hot
Your on it for hours, and then it starts to hurt
wut did u expect, you got the squirts!

Then u feel better, and you whipe your legs
You pull up your pants, it smells like rotten eggs!
You change your pants, the smell is still there
So you take shower, now its in the air
The smell is gone you turn the water off
Then you smell it, and you start to cough
You turn on the fan, the stench goes away
Now you say Hip Hip Hooray
The smell is gone so now your glad
Your feeling better but now your sad!
The toilet overflowed, so you call the plumber
He fixes it but the price is a bummer
He chardges 50 bucks, u give him the cash
Then he leaves, you just got whip-lashed (Ripped Off!)
Now its all over, your done
Now, isnt the squirts fun?

It sux when you have the squirts, all day you sit on the pot
Your stomach hurts and then u fart its acid and its hot
Your on it for hours, and then it starts to hurt
wut did u expect, you got the squirts!