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	     You know you're a hacker when...
		By Node of The Centre
		     3/25/2002
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This is meant for humor only.
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1. You know you're a hacker when: you have old blank cds under your bed.
2. You know you're a hacker when: you have over 3 GB in mp3s.
3. You know you're a hacker when: you have no mail in your most used e-mail 
account.
4. You know you're a hacker when: you know what the acronym IRC means.
5. You know you're a hacker when: you absolutely hate the CAPS LOCK key.
6. You know you're a hacker when: you have over 100 people on your buddy 
list.
7. You know you're a hacker when: you drool over THINK GEEK apparel.
8. You know you're a hacker when: you can name 10 different programming 
languages, and only program in 4.
9. You know you're a hacker when: you change the resolution and/or color 
settings of a peers computer, simply because you thought it was ugly.
10. You know you're a hacker when: you've spent more than 4 hours on Quake 
for PC or Dreamcast.
11. You know you're a hacker when: you keep important passwords on a 
floppy...encrypted.
12. You know you're a hacker when: the layout of your website is more clean 
than you are.
13. You know you're a hacker when: when someone asks you for your phone 
number, you give it in hex.
14. You know you're a hacker when: you've ever had a dream about any source 
code or computer language.
15. You know you're a hacker when: your last meal was Pizza and Mountain 
Dew.
16. You know you're a hacker when: you've enjoyed the following movies "The 
Net", "Hackers", "Takedown", "War Games", "Lawnmower man: Beyond Cyber 
Space", and "Blade Runner".
17. You know you're a hacker when: you think that your phone is tapped.
18. You know you're a hacker when: your phone is tapped.
19. You know you're a hacker when: you have ever gotten up at 3AM, "jus     
see who is on".
20. You know you're a hacker when: if you can you read and write ASCII in 
hex or octal.

Have a nice day. :)

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This text file was downloaded from LDC v2
http://www.deadbyte.com/ldc/
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