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An ode to former US Attorney General John Ashcroft, concocted by one angry Swedish teenager
Dear Johnny Asscroft Freedom ain't slavery Dear Johnny Asscroft Drugs are bad m'kay Dear Johnny Asscroft Virtue ain't a married man Dear Johnny Asscroft Dissent ain't unamerican Dear Johnny Asscroft Fuck you and your newspeak Dear Johnny Asscroft Murder ain't to be meek Dear Johnny Asscroft Can you say "Oh my God" Dear Johnny Asscroft Or are you just a retard? Buckle up the Bible belt! Read the good Old Testament! Yeah go flagellate yourself! Smoke some crack from Heaven sent! Dear Johnny Asscroft Porn's from California Dear Johnny Asscroft But Satan makes you hornier Dear Johnny Asscroft I ain't one to condemn Dear Johnny Asscroft But you deserve an ass-rend Dear Johnny Asscroft Habeas corpus Dear Johnny Asscroft Meat and potatoes Dear Johnny Asscroft Posse comitatus Dear Johnny Asscroft Show me your papers!